alyssa stobbart

you booze, you lose

[alyssa stobbart @astobbart]

@qtcinderella Omg meeee!!!! 💖

[alyssa stobbart @astobbart]

this pop up will be the death of me

[alyssa stobbart @astobbart]

@GarthMaul13 Congrats daddy 😭

[alyssa stobbart @astobbart]

@GarthMaul13 Are you a dad yet? I feel like poor Haleigh has been pregnant for years

[alyssa stobbart @astobbart]

wore a Taylor Swift shirt to the Jonas brothers concert so people know I’m there for fun but I’m team Sophie

[John Cusack @johncusack]

You stupid dumb cunt - U absolute fool - dem socialism is FDR ? the new deal ? - ever heard of it ? u moronic ghoul - you mental oyster - u fucking stooge . We did band together - for the gi bill , the interstate highways . For workers rights , clean water - social security - every right you have -
you dumb fucking gollum .

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[alyssa stobbart @astobbart]

This includes being mother to @GarthMaul13 through his toughest years

[alyssa stobbart @astobbart]

My bad habit is becoming the mother of all my guy friends

[alyssa stobbart @astobbart]

@GarthMaul13 If you pretend the ash is starz it actually looks very cool

[Emily Baker @emilyrbakes]

I can’t believe no one has sat me down and forced me to watch Vanderpump Rules before Scandoval

[alyssa stobbart @astobbart]

@carmietease sage headache relief pack is a god send 🙌🏼

[alyssa stobbart @astobbart]

@GarthMaul13 Don’t you ever go to the bathroom with your buddy just to take turns pissing and chatting????

[alyssa stobbart @astobbart]

@GarthMaul13 Hem ya pants

[alyssa stobbart @astobbart]

@GarthMaul13 You need the warm up for Raffi, I hear those concerts get wild

[alyssa stobbart @astobbart]

✨ criminal minds is back and just like that my depression is gone ✨

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

I am required to tweet this every time I see it

[alyssa stobbart @astobbart]

@MamaMichine Yeah my moms pretty fucked up

[alyssa stobbart @astobbart]

@GarthMaul13 @Browtweaten I’m honoured I’m still remembered this way and fuck ya I’d do it

[Vancouver Canucks @Canucks]

Same same but different.

[alyssa stobbart @astobbart]

I got badly burnt the first day the sun came out so now I have an excuse to stay inside while it’s nice out