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[K8 @astoldby_k8]

If you had any part in creating the storyline for 13 Reasons Why S4, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you.

[K8 @astoldby_k8]

Accidentally scheduled a date tonight even though @QueerEye S5 dropped today... canceling for obvious reasons.

(Find me a man that makes me feel better than this wholesome crew. I'll wait.)

[Mr. Onederful® @ericonederful]

The rest of the world is watching America like America watched Tiger King.

[K8 @astoldby_k8]

I'm apparently at an age in life where my little brother's barely legal friends are hitting me up... and my mom is encouraging it. When did she give up on me

#thanksteresa #goodbyetinder #hellomidlifecrisis

[K8 @astoldby_k8]

Finally peacing out of #NY /#LI because y'all suck, 0 stars, do not recommend, enjoy your 7-11s, Dunkin Donuts and sinful lives 👋

[K8 @astoldby_k8]

@Heissman1111 @Delta Sky bitches

[K8 @astoldby_k8]

A @Jeep commercial just told me that Hawkeye is a singer and it's like I'm seeing the world through a kaleidoscope lens

[K8 @astoldby_k8]

@Heissman1111 referred to helping me up as "heavy lifting", so. Happy birthday to me

[K8 @astoldby_k8]

Shout out to @Delta for the 7 delays on my flight, and then forcing me to check my bag 🙃😒

#isthisspirit #takemebackAmericanAirlines

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Scientist (hopping into time machine in 1939): See ya, suckers! I’m off to 2019, where no one is arguing about Hitler, the Earth being flat, blackface, vaccines or concentration camps!

[K8 @astoldby_k8]

It gets easier.

[K8 @astoldby_k8]

Spent the day volunteering with my oldies and my heart is so full 💙💙💙

[K8 @astoldby_k8]

"At the end of the day, you've gotta jump."

And sometimes you just hit concrete. But at least you can say you tried.

[K8 @astoldby_k8]

Brian is the low key Office crush. #swoon #theoffice

[Neil Hilborn @Neilicorn]

Ok so I can't really complain because I don't make these graphics--I have no design skill I'm sure you're surprised--but also @buttonpoetry the period after "wind" should be a comma I'm just saying.

[K8 @astoldby_k8]

60% sure my stubbornness will be the death of me. The other 40% is a scenario involving trying to pet a dog.

[K8 @astoldby_k8]

"Marijuana grows everywhere there, it's crazy!"

Ok. It does in MI too, but you don't hear us bragging about it.

[K8 @astoldby_k8]

@DustinPelland @hqtrivia @CashShow_Trivia I have not. I'll keep it in mind if I ever need a kick when I'm down.

[K8 @astoldby_k8]

Is there a greater sadness than losing on the last question in @hqtrivia? 💔