call me nico

i’m an internet meme

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I’ve created a monster #PUMPRULES

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“I hate these people Nicole. I hate them so much” - Harry’s POV on Vanderpump Rules

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Me: I had a dream I was having a baby and you weren’t there. Why weren’t you there
Harry: I’m a very busy person

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@GrvntYoung Seems like it was fair game

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Debatably worse, when I responded with, “the queen in Princess Diaries” that didn’t ring any bells…

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Omg Harry just asked me who Julie Andrews is #divorce

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One of the best things about being a woman is that it’s really easy to blame farts on other people (men)

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@GrvntYoung

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@robthadawg916 Same

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@vitoriapperez You gonna crush it

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@GrvntYoung Get out of my room

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Just finished a bag of spinach

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@GrvntYoung He has a name

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Nothing feels more like being almost 30 than not only missing office happy hours but also not having fomo about missing office happy hours

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Bummer Mia can’t step backward, better go to the gym!

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@puffthemagicLo Tomato tomato tomato

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My goal for 2023 is to tell my lube story on @ArmchairExpPod #armchairanonymous

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@GrvntYoung Why always using my desk

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@GrvntYoung Don’t get ink on my desk

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Can all of us in corporate America agree to stop with the “giving you X minutes back” phrase in 2023?