tall shit

just here for shits & giggles. $20 DM fee

[tall shit @astoldbyskylar]

@LovePassant 100% avoidable btw

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If you’re sexually active, why aren’t you getting tested (at least) every 3 months? 🤨

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Honestly I’d prefer this over all that “I didn’t see your message” bullshit lol

[🌂 @desi0re]

This is why I have trust issues

[tall shit @astoldbyskylar]

@muheediva01 housekeeper!!! my man does all the cooking already 😌

[tall shit @astoldbyskylar]

#goodeats

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iPads are probably the one product even more useless than Apple Watches lol

[sadie @goskiz0]

I was at the Apple Store and I brought up the idea of buying an iPad to the employee and he was like don’t do it you’ll use it like once

[tall shit @astoldbyskylar]

@SmogNPalmTrees exactly! too risky tbh I been on magic shave cream lol

[tall shit @astoldbyskylar]

Shaving is so horrible for your skin

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

What????

[tall shit @astoldbyskylar]

I just started foaming @ the mouth at how bad I need this

[mai @sacrisigil]

baked. chai cinnamon rolls with espresso cream cheese icing. good.

[tall shit @astoldbyskylar]

Oh absofuckinlutely.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I think people with a lot of kids have a mental illness 😭

[tall shit @astoldbyskylar]

I’m not jealous of nobody except people with good paying wfh jobs

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I’m never not in the mood to go to NYC

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@NotFromEarf I knew you would fw it lmaooo

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!!!!

[MAMA NASTY. @_DimphoM]

I simply do not hold space for men who do not believe in treating women delicately, even as friends. Especially as friends.

[tall shit @astoldbyskylar]

I got invited to a freaky all girls slumber party🤭

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@superbhaddd @krissy_ajkj @CurttiMagurtti exactly lmao

[tall shit @astoldbyskylar]

Me @ work

[` @schiz04renic]

i love being mean to shitty people. it’s literally my favorite hobby

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(I felt this lmao)

[jay @isvixh]

was chatting with this bi girl and she was telling me about her and her bi boyfriend and she goes “baby we be sucking dick togetherrrrrrrr” 💀

[tall shit @astoldbyskylar]

This is so fire sign coded lmfaoo

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I hate when I’m sweeping and someone says “you missed a spot” like ok so I’m a dirty ass bitch who don’t know how to clean up