martin jordan

[FIX YOUR MIND - Fundamental Loose Screw @funloosescrew]

so happy with this stunning review from @jakemacefringe !!!! another 4*. cheers babes.

"where can we see it please I am so desperate to see it"

well I'm glad you asked! it's 6pm at Gilded Balloon tonight. see you there. we'll even comp you if you're hot (or an incel)

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What is going on with Sky’s coverage of Aston Villa v Arsenal??? The camera is spending more time on Arteta and Replays than showing the actual ‘Live’ game #sky #skytv #PremiereLeague #arsenal

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So frustrating #skysports

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What is going on with Sky’s coverage of Aston Villa v Arsenal??? The camera is spending more time on Arteta and Replays than showing the actual ‘Live’ game #sky #skytv #PremiereLeague #premiership

[martin jordan @astonlee]

What is going on with Sky’s coverage of Aston Villa v Arsenal??? The camera is spending more time on Arteta and Replays than showing the actual ‘Live’ game #sky #skytv #PremiereLeague #premiership

[martin jordan @astonlee]

@McDonaldsUK why is today’s £5 off £15 offer only giving me 15% off?

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@laura_woodsy Southwold

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@laura_woodsy Had to look up what a melting emoji meant 😆

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#loveisland tonight was like watching made in Chelsea and the only way in Essex on holiday in Majorca. So much manipulated, staged, semi scripted conversation. It gave up too much authenticity and realness tonight. Shame

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@Marktebather You could’ve stopped in to have a cuppa 😃

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@Marktebather @AdamBather @drmelswft @BatherDonna Cheeky little glass of sav before bed?

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@Marktebather @AdamBather @drmelswft @BatherDonna and got half a cow!

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@Marktebather @AdamBather @drmelswft @BatherDonna

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@Marktebather @AdamBather @drmelswft @BatherDonna 🤔

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@Marktebather Looks good, l would’ve staggered it 😆

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@Marktebather Looks good, although l would have staggered the boards 😉

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5 star review from Karen Kilburn: Replacement silicone bands https://t.co/kP1DqgjnGg

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5 star review from LPB: Flexitag https://t.co/N1bBOY2XwJ

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5 star review from Janet Coyle: Changing address https://t.co/N1bBOY2XwJ