Annette Storckman

Comedian | Writer | Visual Artist. Stuff: @choreomusical, @sketchesabout. Words in @mcsweeneys, @bwybeatnews, @PointsinCase and more. (she/her)

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This party is over, so:

IG: annettestorckman
TikTok @nettlesandpaint

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Hi, I’m on Twitter.

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Gen Z, if you’re going to be fascists, I’m going to need you to at least not choose the worst fashion trends from Y2K to force us back into.

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Man, fascism is just so BORING.

“ my whole personality is hating different things and I’ll do genocide” SNORE. Have an original thought you fucking dork.

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Hot take: I don’t care what the rest of the world think about the election. Why? Because I only care about the American citizens who will be hurt, be k*lled, be left to die by this administration. I don’t care about liberal embarrassment, I care about people.

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@Erica_Eze_ @MoTheBad It is! Margaret Atwood outright said the book is a collection of actual things that have happened to women (not WHYTE women — women.)

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To be clear, I am Paula.

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Me, every hour until this long nightmare is over

[Justin LaLiberty @jlalibs]

still relevant

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

[Bella Dunn 📚 @BellaDunnWriter]

I think this is the best take yet on this issue 👇

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@Blodsvaelte @WhoresofYore @nerdgirldv Also Meggan’s site has a lot of resources:

https://t.co/c4v9a9v8U2

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@Blodsvaelte @WhoresofYore @nerdgirldv The only recovered copies are missing the beginning and a chunk in the middle, so I’d definitely recommend reading some scholarly texts to fill in the gaps

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I painted this fat birb

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Blessings to my watercolor instructor who took my love of the medium from general enjoyment to coveted ADHD hyper-fixation 🤌

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I would like to please give all of my heat related pregnancy vomiting to those lawmakers strip reproductive rights and give handouts to oil companies.