Andrew Storfer

Biology professor, infectious disease researcher, world traveler, pug lover and poker player...

[Andrew Storfer @astorfer]

This is hard for me to write, since I've always been very private about my health. When I was 15, I was diagnosed with lupus and chronic kidney disease. I now need your help and a kidney transplant. Please visit my website for more: https://t.co/wftNdF0jbZ

[Andrew Storfer @astorfer]

@JCRarri458 @pokerorg You can't check utg!

[Andrew Storfer @astorfer]

Looking to hire someone to help with social media campaign. Proven track record required. Contact me for deets

[Andrew Storfer @astorfer]

@JoshB76799172 @tritonpoker @philivey @CoinRivet The money should be irrelevant. It is about making the correct play.

[Andrew Storfer @astorfer]

Pay Aaron Judge Yankees! That is all.

[Andrew Storfer @astorfer]

@VanessaSelbst Face plant!

[Andrew Storfer @astorfer]

Get Gabe Kaplan out of calling high stakes poker. He sounds like a moron #highstakespoker

[Andrew Storfer @astorfer]

Postdoc position open to study evolutionary genomics of Tasmanian devils and their transmissible cancer- email: [email protected] for details

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Texas law SB8 will significantly impair people’s access to the health care they need—particularly for communities of color and individuals with low incomes.

We are deeply committed to the constitutional right established in Roe v. Wade and will protect and defend that right.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Texas law SB8 blatantly violates the constitutional right established under Roe v. Wade nearly five decades ago. It will disproportionately affect communities of color and individuals with low incomes from getting access to the health care they need.

We must protect that right.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

"Donald Trump would have secured Kabul airport" -- My dude he didn't even secure the Capitol Building when his Vice President was in there

[Andrew Storfer @astorfer]

@themouthmatusow They greatly reduce the risk of contracting the Delta variant. More importantly the risk of hospitalization and death is also much much lower. the vast majority people who get vaccinated cannot infect other people.

[Andrew Storfer @astorfer]

Give Phil Hellmuth a chance. He's a good guy if you listen to what he has to say. #positivity

[Andrew Storfer @astorfer]

I'm pretty convinced kiss lip synced the new years concert. Which sucks.

[Andrew Storfer @astorfer]

A transmissible cancer shifts from emergence to endemism in Tasmanian devils https://t.co/JcDxgtT0YZ

[Andrew Storfer @astorfer]

Postdoctoral applicants wanted for evolutionary genomics studies of Tasmanian devils. Strong bioinformatics skills required. Start date negotiable between Jan and May '21. contact [email protected] for more details.

[Andrew Storfer @astorfer]

Hiring a postdoc to work on genomics of Tasmanian devils- strong quant skills needed. Email: [email protected]

[Andrew Storfer @astorfer]

I'm literally scared.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

OK this is real bad tho

[Daniel Negreanu @RealKidPoker]

Hey @realDonaldTrump in February you said COVID was airborne and dangerous.

Your supporters here seem to still confused about your stance on it.

Can you kindly ask them to socially distance and wear masks?

Thank you,

Concerned citizen.

[Andrew Storfer @astorfer]

be forewarned...this stock market dip is the beginning of a crash.