BUCHONCÉ 🤠🤠

Living life on a perpetual state of crisis and procrastination.

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[はるかぜ @harukaze_illust]

メキシコ🇲🇽選手犬

メキシコの人に届いてほしい！

オチュア
モラ
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#FIFAWorldCup

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When your mum is on the phone to a relative and says "he's right here do you want to talk to him?"

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

when I click on "confirm payment" and they take the money

[Lalo♿️ @Rollingoffside]

When the Mexicans feel a breeze it’s so over for Ecuador

[Nathalie @nmichellegg]

Nos podemos retirar todos ya han ganado Twitter

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

just saw someone at the grocery store ask chatgpt which aisle the pasta is on

[🥷 @DonJubilado]

Es como el ranking del salón de Malcolm pero para pendejos

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Me: gets up briefly in the night due to insomnia
My cat: father this is amazing, I have been saying for YEARS that we should have breakfast at 3:30

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

LMFAOOOO bro how do I switch my timeline to strictly Spanish twitter😭😭

[emilio @Uncafecommie]

XDDDDDD

[Luis Allfadir @allfadirluis]

corea no t puedes ir conlas manos vasías, llébate ala chinguamiga

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup on it

[pruzin paaland 🇳🇴 @gruzinhaa9lnd]

oh okay

[not so hourly haaland 𐙚 @hourlyerling]

this is how I led the girls to the bathroom

[mars @marsup1al]

getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse

[Lotte @diapergirI]

Being depressed as someone who has experienced depression since like 10 years old doesn’t really affect my day anymore. It’s just like fuuuckkk I’m really lazy and gay today