Nope 🖤

[Nope 🖤 @astorminskin]

I don't want to be a duck I don't want to be a duck I just want to leave work do-do-do I don't want to be a duck I don't want to be a duck I kinda wanna be fucked do-do-do 🎶🎶

[Nope 🖤 @astorminskin]

By no means am I a 10. More like 5 2's held together by shits & giggles, duct tape, cuss words, sarcasm, dirty thoughts, randomness and lots of coffee

[ДρøℂДℓУρ✞îℂ ฬ๏๓คภ ⋆⭒˚.⋆ @W0nderW0manW0w]

woke up in hell again

[Nope 🖤 @astorminskin]

Good morning fuckers, fuckerettes and fuckeroonies

[Nope 🖤 @astorminskin]

Most people look forward to extra days off, me not so much most of the time

[Nope 🖤 @astorminskin]

Walking in to house: 🎶Ayo you ain't been listening to what I've said whoa the more I see the less I can let this go 🎶

Patient: How much trouble this time?

[Nope 🖤 @astorminskin]

Sitting outside a patients house dreading going inside for the visit... Take me away please

[Nope 🖤 @astorminskin]

Thanksgiving Eve, the night we all turn our scales back 10 pounds at midnight

[(A)$ke₩ @Askew_74]

Consistently seeking solace in the words.

[Nope 🖤 @astorminskin]

Sometimes darkness falls before night falls

[Nope 🖤 @astorminskin]

Good morning fuckers, fuckerettes and fuckeroonies

[Nope 🖤 @astorminskin]

A little piece of quiet finally, now to wish for a little peace

[Nope 🖤 @astorminskin]

If the moans can be controlled something isn't being done right

[Nope 🖤 @astorminskin]

If you can't say it in words say it with music

[Nope 🖤 @astorminskin]

@trailsofwords https://t.co/0ZC8rxomya

[Nope 🖤 @astorminskin]

Good morning fuckers, fuckerettes and fuckeroonies!

May the douchecanoes you cross paths with today have the day they deserve

[George: Please read Bio, Moving @Georgestpaul]

That’s me.

[Nope 🖤 @astorminskin]

I've never wanted a car that blares Move Bitch followed by a semi horn than I do right this damn minute

[Frankie’s messed up life @crazyfrankiemad]

Apparently.

[ɴᴏ ᴄᴜᴛs ɴᴏ ʙᴜᴛs ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴄᴏɴᴜᴛs @damn_elle]

There are days we can all relate to a broken McDonalds ice cream machine.

[Nope 🖤 @astorminskin]

Whoever called it Monday and not ugh go back to fucking work day really missed an opportunity