Andrew Stoudenmier

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The media is spending more time doing a forensic analysis of Melania's speech than the FBI spent on Hillary's emails.

[Andrew Stoudenmier @astoud13]

@mpck_23 don't tell me what to do

[Andrew Stoudenmier @astoud13]

@mpck_23 did you really just tweet at yourself...

[Andrew Stoudenmier @astoud13]

@mpck_23 I'm gonna go with his ADD overpowering him first!

[Andrew Stoudenmier @astoud13]

Is it inappropriate to take your dog through a car wash in the bed of your truck when he gets muddy??? #AskingForAFriend

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me: please God let me pass finals
God: new phone who dis

[Andrew Stoudenmier @astoud13]

I will forever be broke because there is a zaxbys in wetumpka

[Andrew Stoudenmier @astoud13]

9:40 mile and a half. Paramedic school can consume my life but it can't take my cardio!

[Andrew Stoudenmier @astoud13]

You know times are crazy when diesel is only 4cents more than gas

[Andrew Stoudenmier @astoud13]

Literally just saw Flava Flav riding his bike on the west side. You can't make this stuff up

[Andrew Stoudenmier @astoud13]

Thanks trenholm for waiting ten minutes into class before cancelling class

[Andrew Stoudenmier @astoud13]

Waiting on new tires for the truck to come in the mail is like waiting for Christmas morning as a kid

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

America.

[Drunk Nick Saban @DrunkSaban]

It's not too late to tell that special someone how you feel. #Valentines

[Andrew Stoudenmier @astoud13]

@TheDeadlyDuos you remember my address to send my plane ticket to??