Astro Lanes Softball

Playing in the Mcpartyville league on Fridays and playing with your mom on off days.

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TUNED UP #AstroCocks #Gameday

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Opening day is Friday!!! Astro plays at 11pm so better be tuned up because it’s gonna be a late one. We are in a new league this year over in Chickasaw so come over early for some beer darts. #Astro2020 #TunedUp

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Astro Lanes ends the season at 5-4 in league play. The future is very bright and the beers will only be getting colder. Thanks to all the die hard fans who come out and support your favorite men’s softball team. The 2020 season will be a good one!

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Big announcement for Astro Softball. The trainer has cleared Andrew Pummell & he will make his first start tonight in two years. He has been on the 730 day DL for numerous injury’s. Andrew drinks beers and hits bombs.
#HitNukesDriveLikeBoDuke
#RetiredPimp
#PummGotSkinny

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Big game this Friday at 8pm @ mccartyville stadium. Astro Lanes takes on the Auglaize/Shelby county line rivals Finish Line Bar and Grill softball. Be sure to come out with your brews to watch this drunk actioned game!

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Here’s the tournament draw. First game is Friday at 6pm!! Be sure to come over and grab a half gallon jug and drink some beer! (21 and up) it’ll be a good weekend!

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Another utility man that we love so much, Mr. Mike Burton Junior. Mike plays anywhere on the diamond because he does what he wants. He has the highest batting average on the team coming into Friday’s game. Mike does the stanky leg better than anyone I know (pic 4).
#LeanWidIt

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Tongue out, ass up, shades on, that’s how our starting right fielder does it. Nate Schreor ladies and gents. Nate comes into today’s game with 53 foul balls & three putouts. Yes, Nate does indeed putout (😂😂😂). We love having Ned on our team.
#DuckLipsGetsNoChicks
#SorrySocorro

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The backup pitcher, who only plays when needed, part time third base coach, nolaaaaan brandehoff. If he plays the late game, you bet he will be txting and stealing your girl. Nolan guarantees one single per game and one throw up per night.
#HideYoKidsHideYoWife
#ThrowUpThrowDown

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Also big announcement!!! We are now officially Astro Lanes softball!!! Jerseys are finally in and they’re quite rad. Come check them out Friday at 9 as we face the brew crew at Mccartyville stadium!! Thank you scoops for the past couple years.
#RIPscoopies

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The starting left fielder for a lot of consecutive games.. Coleeeeee Zweibel! Zweibs has really straightened up his game and his eyes. He also still gives away free cheek squeezes.. both kinds of cheeks 😉
#CrossEyesSlapThighs
#ZekeEatsZweibsLicksCleats

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Utility man Kody. Kid can play anywhere on the field except 2nd (big yikes when he’s there). Kody used to be cool bc he wore his hat sideways but now he’s just a dad & wears it normal. He has one bomb on the year and only 43 errors, (all at 2nd base).
#KoolKids
#GlowUpAndShowUp

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Scoopies softball came away with a big win lastnight to make us 2-1 in league play! Shoutout to Brandon Kennard for hitting a bomb lastnight. Noah & Maddux ended the game in a highly fashionable way with a #SCTopTen play. Congrats to Seth for pitching a complete game 4 hitter!

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OH YEAH BABY!!! Astro/Scoops softball will be hosting a tournament July 5-7 in Chickasaw. $150 entry fee. The beer trailer will be there to have the 50 kegs all nice and cool for all you 21 and uppers. It’ll be a fun weekend so get your team entered or come out for the fun of it!

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The teams starting pitcher for the past 3 years- Seppy Poore! Seth is the record holder for strikeouts, cigs smoked while pitching & beers drank on the team. Seth’s arm never gets tired as he works out quite often doing 12oz curls.
#SmokeSticksRailChicks
#LongHairDontCare

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Starting at first-BK. Brandon cheeses hard & is a retired gangster. Sadly BK put too many half gallons down to not make it to the 12:30AM game. Brandon swings a big stick.. A BASEBALL STICK GUYS. BK does yoga which helps him stretch at first
#StretchYoThang
#CheeseBeforeYouSneeze

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Next up: The starting left center fielder Mr. Ritchdick. He runs the outfield like Iwao Takamoto ran Canada. Ritchie is an 87% effort guy & we love him for that. Catch Noah sluggin beers in Osgood and crawling to the outfield Saturday night.
#SuckBeersNotQueers
#WhoTheHeckIsIwao

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This man turned down millions of dollars from the Yankees, because he loved Mcpartyville league too much. If he plays the 6oclock game he’s a guaranteed 5-5, if he plays the 9 game, we are lucky if he can walk to short stop. Mr. AutoMaddux #CrushBallsNotDreams #PACEYOURSELFMADDUX

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Introducing to you all our starting catcher on Fridays and pipe layer on Saturday’s, Coooooooody Klostermaaaaaan. He comes into Fridays game with a .750 batting average and 27 passed balls. We appreciate everything you do behind the plate. #BallBlocker #NoCockBlocker