natalie 🚀

a tweet I tweeted =/= endorsement

[natalie 🚀 @astr0natt]

i don’t even like horror movies. Weapons looks terrible i don’t want to see it and i definitely don’t care what happens in that movie so therefore there is zero reason for my algorithm to show me any spoilers until after I watch it, purely for research reasons of course. AMEN

[natalie 🚀 @astr0natt]

this part wasn’t really on them but literally why did yall get pregnant

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this movie will always pmo bc why would you be walking THAT far in front of your child😭

[natalie 🚀 @astr0natt]

i’m super sniffly at the bar and a 50 year old man just came up to tell me i sound exactly .. EXACTLY like him when he has bad allergies. Sir shut up 😭😭😭😭

[natalie 🚀 @astr0natt]

my objective opinion is everything becomes less scary when the monster is revealed

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

Maybe I’m too woke for this but I’m sorry this makes it infinitely less eerie or scary

[natalie 🚀 @astr0natt]

*cue promiscuous intro*

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

Can a rose toy get you a glass of Water? Didnt think so

[natalie 🚀 @astr0natt]

jesus fucking christ

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

President Trump announces he'll be requesting a record-breaking $1 trillion Pentagon budget.

"$1 trillion, and nobody's seen anything like it. We have to build our military and we're very cost conscious. But the military is something that we have to build, and we have to be strong, because you got a lot of bad forces out there now."

[natalie 🚀 @astr0natt]

heads up it’s about the same price in arizona which is a conservative state. weird.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

California resident recently moved to Florida

She explains in California her vehicle registration cost her $700 a year. She just got her bill in the mail from Florida. It’s only $47

“So love you Southern California, but this is why we left”

Democrats have destroyed California

[natalie 🚀 @astr0natt]

@AccentTutorials @DiscussingFilm that’s dave franco

[natalie 🚀 @astr0natt]

@zoeonfilm @wwxwashere I actually don’t get it. Where have you seen it before are we talking about politics or

[natalie 🚀 @astr0natt]

@sourcreamstewie @BenStiller forgot what the og tweet you responded to said and assumed by “one” you meant “a pair”

[Ryan B. Anderson @OldHollowTree]

You can win the heart of a woman by spreading goat cheese and fig jam on sourdough and giving it to her.

[ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ @julesvisual]

best of 2024

[kat @kitkatstx]

Can we shut down OF instead of Tik tok. It would benefit society so much more

[Stripes @StripesStreams]

Never kill yourself

[user @user84829272]

Treating myself tonight

[Stella Chat BPD @redrum_panda]

Its crazy how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life

[natalie 🚀 @astr0natt]

@iam_kendiii birth control? what are these comments even on about