Phoenix : okay so here's the teaβ
Viper : Phoenix you're supposed to give me a report of your mission and details in a professional manner.
Phoenix :
Phoenix : do you want the gossip or no Viper?
Viper :
Viper : go on.
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Kidnapper, holding Chamber hostage : give us $10000 if you want him back alive.
Chamber, offended : huh? only $10000?!
Kidnapper : what?
Chamber : give me that *takes the phone*
Chamber : yeah Brim, make it 1 billioβ
Brimstone, on call : CAN YOU SHUT UP?!
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Phoenix: feels spooky man
KJ, alone in the lab: omEN I TOLD YOU TO STOP CREEPING IN THE SHADOWS!!! *grabs a spray bottle with water* GO TO BED
Omen in the common area, knitting: *sneezes* I could feel Killjoy using her spray bottle, against whom I wonder?
Yoru : you can change the world!
Skye : i can change the world!
Yoru : you can summon dragons!
Skye : i can summon dragons!
Yoru : you can be my girlfriend!
Skye : i can be your girlfrienβ
Skye : WAIT HOLD UP!
Yoru : you said it now. no take backs.
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Brimstone discussing the plan to the team
Raze comes in late.
Phoenix: let the party begin let's go squad!
Raze: Party? HERE COMES THE PARTY
Raze pulls out her bazooka and fires at phoenix
Phoenix: ah man this is going to hurt
Everyone else runs away
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Yoru: I'm kinda hungry
Skye walks in
Yoru: Hey flower girl, are the cabbages you throw edible or not?
Skye: Yeah, you can eat them just choose whether eat them without a teeth or eat them with a broken nose.
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Round ends
Yoru: How did every bit of trash end up in a same team?
Jett looks at the score board
Jett: We're 1 and 9. Are you talking about them or us?
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Viper : did you guys buy eggs like I asked?
Raze : even better!
Viper : .... what did you guys do
Killjoy, holding up a chicken : here!
Raze : her name is Lizzy!