the dark fountain in grubs mackenzie municipal park has been open since early monday morning, when eyewitnesses say an "impressionable-looking youngster" stabbed a sharpened dagger into the grounds near the kobayashi memorial fountain. since then, the dark fountain has been spraying all sorts of semiotic muck all over the placeโ it's turned the merry go round into a horse ranch, the playground into a gameshow... and the community center down the way!? don't even get me started. it's a WHOLE can of worms.
local authorities are already attempting to remedy the situation... but it appears that one wormnar has attempted to succeed where the law has failed: with nothing more than his measly little squirmers, wormnar has successfully escaped the stickerbush forest, fought off the mutant park-squirrels, and brought the darkener denizens of parktopia together under a unified heading of peace and kindness for all! now, there's just one thing left to do: seal the dark fountain at the realm's center, and eviscerate them all for good.
(from twt @ Tomomichikobaya)