The CDC is so underfunded now that it's like: "Just remove the three outer layers of lettuce, so you don't consume any feces, then wash each interior leaf individually, so you remove any hidden feces. Good luck!"
press week nonexistent, islanders deactivating at the peak of their popularity, no disney trip, no tiktok lives, they’re already back to their families like woah… this cast actually came to find love huh
Drew to Dee- My mom watched Season 26 and was like "Angela is scary. I hope you dont go in there and get yelled at by somebody like Angela". I love Angela. Now Angela calls me dreamy eyes #BB28
seeing discourse on cheat sheets bc of this is so funny. at my school it was common knowledge that if you have a class that lets you have a cheat sheet in the exam you’re fucked. they let you bring the sheet because it won’t help unless you actually understand
my friends did a play of Anne Frank, there's essentially a background check to even get nazi patches and shit for the play, and after you do have to prove that they were destroyed, like this, cut and then burnt.
i've never seen the show but i guarantee you that it may look ai but i have a feeling they pulled a devil wears prada 2 and hired someone to make it look ai without the intention of making it be ai
the nurse drawing my blood was telling me how good the AI movies on netflix are, and then proceeded to get an air bubble in my veins. maybe the stereotype about new nurses is true.
For any new school Big Brother fans who don’t know Howies deep lore here’s him teaching Mike Boogie how to jerk off in the pool shed way back in BB7 #bb28
parasites in our vegetables, data centers poisoning the water, flock cameras being built on every block, ICE agents killing people left and right… fuck donald trump and anyone who voted for him