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big rogue energy, 25

[B🦌💯🏳️‍🌈 @astrathetic]

I will now be rating the guys who answer the door shirtless while I'm working.

[B🦌💯🏳️‍🌈 @astrathetic]

7/10 puff puff pass, bro. I can smell that dank.

[B🦌💯🏳️‍🌈 @astrathetic]

I will now be rating the guys who answer the door shirtless while I'm working.

[B🦌💯🏳️‍🌈 @astrathetic]

0/10, how dare you not let me say hi to your dog.

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Coolest part of being pope is getting access to all the endgame Catholic loot

[ᄃ @KodenameC]

TSA is going to kill you on sight

[Full of Scrogs™️ @cosmicAnamnesis]

"Yeah, i need to get adderall before I add morals to my diet"

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

YOU KNOW THAT’S NOT THE REAL SHOOTER, THEY JUST NEEDED TO “FIND” A CULPRIT BC OTHERWISE IT SENDS THE MESSAGE WE CAN GET AWAY W POPPING THESE PIGBOY CEOS. WITH HOW FLAWLESS HIS EXECUTION (🤪) WAS, THERE’S NO CHANCE MY GUY GOT CAUGHT BY “SHOWING HIS ID AT A MCDONALDS” LMAO YA RIGHT

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

$10K REWARD? LMAO IF YOU HAVE INFORMATION I’LL PAY YOU $11K NOT TO TELL

[mariana @pastapilled]

if healing is not linear for you it's okay, if healing is not linear for me I think I should get publicly executed

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

whenever I see a lady mail carrier i’m like ok slay that’s a woman in a mail dominated field

[matt @mattybtweets69]

(Through tears) go on. Get outta here ya stupid president. Can’t you see nobody wants you around here?