I’m Astrazoth, a nerd I enjoy medieval fantasy and others of the sort. | I am hyperfixated in anything persona or soulsborne but mostly Elden Ring and Bloodborne. | Wanna be V-Tuber but too broke. | I do commissions for world building please dm me if you want to! Thank you.
do people actually go to sleep after saying they're going to sleep or is it just a polite way of letting you know they're about to jerk off for three hours straight.
if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me
Trans people: Hormones have made me finally start enjoying life and for the first time I genuinely feel comfortable in my body.
Cis people: But aren't you worried that it might be irreversible?
indiana jones to his students: archeology is about FACT. we are RESEARCHERS. you will use the LIBRARY and if you so much as think about myths i will FAIL YOU
indiana jones in his free time: if we blow up the colloseum and fuck the pope The Wind might tell us where atlantis is