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A 96-year-old woman wrote this letter to her bank, and it became so funny that the bank manager decided to share it in the New York Times.
To whom it may concern,
I’m writing to thank you for bouncing my check when I tried to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, only a few nanoseconds passed between when he deposited the check and when the funds finally arrived in my account. I’m referring, of course, to the automatic monthly transfer from my savings account, which has been set up for the past 31 years.
I want to give you credit for catching that short gap of time and also for charging me a $30 penalty for the trouble you caused.
I’m actually thankful because this incident made me rethink my financial habits. I realized that while I always answer your phone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I’m stuck with your impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded messages that don’t help at all. So from now on, I’ll deal only with a real person.
From now on, my mortgage and loan payments will no longer be automatic. Instead, I will send a check to an employee at your bank who you will have to choose. No one else is allowed to open that envelope—it’s against the Postal Act.
I’m attaching an Application Contact Status form that your chosen employee will need to fill out. It’s a long one, but it’s necessary because I want to know as much about them as your bank knows about me. They’ll also need to provide proof of their financial situation and medical history, signed by a Notary Public.
Once this is all set up, I’ll give your employee a special PIN number for dealing with me. It will be 28 digits long—just like the number of button presses I have to do to check my account balance using your phone service. I’m just copying you, and they say imitation is the highest form of flattery.
I’ll also be updating my voicemail. Here’s the menu you’ll need to follow if you call me:
Press 1: To make an appointment with me. Press 2: To ask about a missing payment. Press 3: To reach me in my living room if I’m there. Press 4: To reach me in my bedroom if I’m sleeping. Press 5: To reach me in the bathroom if I’m in there. Press 6: To reach my mobile if I’m not home. Press 7: To leave a message on my computer (password needed). Press 8: To go back to the main menu.
If you need to make a complaint, I’ll put you on hold, but don’t worry—some pleasant music will play while you wait.
Oh, and just like you do, I’m adding a $50 setup fee for all of this. Please credit my account after each payment.
Sincerely,
Your Humble Client
(Just remember, this was written by a 96-year-old woman!)
BREAKING: US president Donald Trump has released a new statement on the situation with Iran, claiming Tehran “really wants to make a deal” and that whatever deal is reached will “be a good one for the U.S.A. and those that are with us”.
🔴LIVE updates: https://t.co/vMLSm97yTp
BREAKING: US President Donald Trump says he is considering cancelling a series of concerts commemorating the country's 250th anniversary after a number of artists dropped out, and giving a speech instead.
🔴 More on https://t.co/hGzrK2N8WC
Excepcional episodio cálido en Europa; 34.8 °C en Kew Gardens (Londres), una temperatura que sería excepcional en el Reino Unido incluso a mitad del verano.
As many as 1,700 passengers are being held on board a cruise ship in southwest France, after dozens of cases of possible gastroenteritis on board. https://t.co/DH7giP6AFi
BREAKING:
🇺🇸 Donald Trump scammed 600k people: they ordered phones and he didn't deliver them - YF
Nearly 590,000 people paid $59 million in deposits for the Trump gold phone, yet a year later not a single device has shipped and the launch date has disappeared from the website
Trump Mobile’s updated terms reportedly now state deposits do not guarantee a phone will ever be produced or made available for sale.
JUST IN:
🇺🇸🇮🇷 Iranian Foreign Ministry responds to Trump rejecting Iran's Final proposal:
“Whatever we proposed in the text was reasonable and generous
Not only for Iran's national interests but also for the good of the region and the world
Trump is responsible for his own unrealistic demands from Iran”
BREAKING:
��🇸🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia and Kuwait have ditched Trump, they no longer have any hope in US defense
Trump's "Project Freedom" collapsed after Saudi Arabia and Kuwait suspended US military access to their bases, airspace, and overflight rights, per NBC News and Ryan Grim.
Mohammed bin Salman blocked the US from flying aircraft out of Prince Sultan Airbase or through Saudi airspace, completely grounding the operation and removing the air defense umbrella protecting ships in transit.
Bin Salman was "furious" after Trump announced Project Freedom on Truth Social without notifying them.
Qatar and Oman were also blindsided, with Trump only contacting them after the operation began.
A direct call between Trump and the Crown Prince failed to resolve the situation.
02/05 19:12 AVISOS PASADO MAÑANA | Comunitat Valenciana: lluvias y tormentas. Nivel máximo de aviso: amarillo.
Actualizaciones en https://t.co/R3Fs2JzKgr
BREAKING : Massive SHOCK for Trump given by Iran FM 🇮🇷 Abbas Araghchi 🔥
🇺🇸 Trump at 9:00 AM –– "Iran has unconditionally opened the Strait of Hormuz and they will also hand over enriched uranium to the US"
🇮🇷 Iran at 10:15 AM –– 🔥 "Stop lying, Iran's enriched uranium is as sacred to us as the soil of Iran and will not be transferred anywhere under any circumstance. Secondly, Hormuz is opened under conditions
If US doesn't stop the blockade then Iran will again close it as we did earlier. We are going to keep watch on ceasefire violation"
Not a single day passes without Trump getting caught lying 😭
BREAKING: Trump punishes Pope Leo for criticizing his Iran War by stripping $11 million from Catholic Charities in Florida that was supposed to help shelter and care for children who enter the country alone.
Trump is terrorizing kids in America while killing them overseas...
“The U.S. government has abruptly decided to end more than 60 years of relationship with Catholic Charities in the Archdiocese of Miami,” said Archbishop Thomas Wenski. “The Archdiocese of Miami’s services for unaccompanied minors have been recognized for their excellence and have served as a model for other agencies throughout the country.”
"Our track record in serving this vulnerable population is unmatched. Yet, the Archdiocese of Miami’s Catholic Charities’ services for unaccompanied minors has been stripped of funding and will be forced to shut down within three months," he added.
The Department of Homeland Security, through its Office of Refugee Resettlement, has paid Catholic Charities in Miami for years to help house children who enter the country without accompanying adults. The Miami Herald describes the program as essentially a "federally funded foster care system."
Bishop Wenski said that despite there being a recent decrease in unaccompanied minors “it is baffling that the U.S. government would shut down a program that it would be hard-pressed to replicate at the level of competence."
Robert Latham, associate director of the University of Miami Law School’s Children and Youth Law Clinic, said that the gutting of funding and possible need to move the children elsewhere could inflict serious damage on their developing psyches.
"It’s incredibly psychologically harmful to be moved,” he said. “For little kids, moving repeatedly creates bonding issues and destroys the sense of both self and community. They don’t know who they are and where they will be."
“This should only be done with a lot of emotional support that you normally would find within a family. Unfortunately, that is not there in a group home setting,” Latham added.
Of course, Donald Trump couldn't care less about the suffering of children. This man was friends with Jeffrey Epstein for years and been accused of sexual abuse himself. He started his Iran War by blowing up a school full of little girls and his administration has worked around the clock to strip funding from programs that feed, educate, and house children.
While the administration has not admitted that these funding cuts are payback against Pope Leo, the point A to point B is apparent. Trump is the most vindictive man to ever hold the presidency. He has been relentlessly attacking Leo for criticizing his Iran War. This is him using financial leverage in an effort to beat the Pope into submission. It will not work.
Please ❤️ and share to demand that the funding be doubled when Democrats take back control!
BREAKING:
🇮🇷🇮🇱🇺🇸 After the US and Israel targeted universities in Tehran, Iran announced that from now on all Israeli and US universities in the region will be targeted as well
BREAKING : Trump & Netanyahu are exposed
Journalist : How are you sure about Iran not building nukes?
Joe Kent 🇺🇸: "America's 18 intelligence agencies, all agreed that Iran had no capacity to develop a nuclear bomb" 🤯
"But that Israel was telling us that they would be able to assemble ten bombs in two weeks"
This man has got so much courage on his side. Respect for him 🫡
BREAKING: The UK, France, Germany, Italy, Netherlands, and Japan say they’ll take steps to stabilise energy markets and are ready to join “appropriate efforts” to ensure safe passage through Hormuz Strait.
🔴 LIVE updates: https://t.co/Kg9ABj14hq
BREAKING : Trump has finally admitted that UK 🇬🇧 PM Kier Starmer has mentally destroyed him
"I wanted UK to send two aircraft carriers but looks like they weren't interested. I am not happy with UK" 🤣
Pedro Sánchez 🇪🇸 started movement which is now spreading across Europe 🫡