Astrid Alva

29y from 🇸🇪 between stars and poems

[Astrid Alva @astrid_alvaaaa]

The most powerful thing a woman can do is let people underestimate her.

Let them think you're just a pretty face. Let them assume you're not paying attention. Let them talk down to you, explain things you already know, count you out.

Then watch what happens when the quiet woman who missed nothing finally decides to move.

The loudest person in the room is rarely the most dangerous. Real power never announces itself — it lets you fill the silence with your own assumptions, then uses every one of them against you.

Stay soft. Stay underestimated. Stay ten steps ahead.

They never see it coming. They never do.

[Astrid Alva @astrid_alvaaaa]

@ThereseUTD Norway is out now..unfortunately...all we have now is Messi...am I right?

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@jockowillink every mom watching her toddler befriend a skull knows exactly which side of the family that came from 💀

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@WatcherGuru this isn't a debt chart. it's a Bitcoin advertisement 🟠

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@unusual_whales a physical copy of a game delivered by uber in 2026 is the most GameStop thing GameStop has ever done 😭

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@KobeissiLetter the pain trade was always higher. shorts getting squeezed on a phone call that may or may not have even happened 👀

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@David2198837315 thanks you so much,David!

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do you a swedish girl is out of your league?tell me in comments if you dooooo

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@David2198837315 thanks David!

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think you can handle your fav swedish girl?😍

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@Miss___Rose_ Gm Gm.

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@TrollFootball Argentina walking through everyone and England fans still think they're the final boss 😭 name a more delusional fanbase, i'll wait

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@OfficialPDC 20 years in and The Machine is still hunting titles in Blackpool. that kind of longevity isn't luck, it's obsession. love to see it 🎯

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A strong woman needs a king to follow..not a small boy who plays around,right? #nordic #scandinavian #houston

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@AstridWettFooty ARGENTINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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@waifuReyes the A$$ i think is better..

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@amandafransyc6t You can try,btw,that's cuute!

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@saylor @Strategy a 13-point spread over treasuries isn't free money — it's the market pricing novelty risk out loud. the only question is whether you think it's mispriced or correct.

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@nikitabier reply section feeling like a battleground with people you don't recognize" is the most accurate sentence ever written about this app

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@blckriflecoffee bet i could outshoot half the guys in these replies before my coffee gets cold ☕️

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wanna join me in Ibiza? #europeansummer #nordic

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@unusual_whales The price went up 54%. But the monthly payment went from ~$1,300 to ~$2,700 — it more than doubled. That's the part that actually breaks people.