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diaspora🇩🇪, also 🇸🇬 educated (TANPA LPDP). Ingenieurin ⚙️ & Eisenbahnerin🚈. I voted ganjil in 2024. YNWA 🍉

[AA 🧊☕ @astridamelia]

As someone with tryphophobia these food pics made by ai are seriously triggering similar reactions even when the slops don't have holes dear god I (and my nervous system) are fkin tired of them 😭😭 is it a new phobia and does it have a name 😭

[AA 🧊☕ @astridamelia]

this Beamte deadass told me according to the system I was still in the church 😭 and then I scrambled my phone to find a salary statement where there's no church tax and he was like ok I'll take it off 😭 also he told me it might come back someday like what 😭😭

[AA 🧊☕ @astridamelia]

When the luggage is way too heavy that I can't even bring it down the stairs (both lift & escalator out of order 😭) so I had to go to different platform, ride the opposing direction for 1 stop, and turn back 😭

[AA 🧊☕ @astridamelia]

istg i think there's illegal race going on just on the main road outside the house cos I keep hearing drifting sounds but honestly I'm just curious how is it physically possible cos it's only 4 lanes wide and there's a baustelle just outside the station 🤔

[AA 🧊☕ @astridamelia]

After 12 years (days) without fresh rice my new ricecooker is finally here and it really was a godsend omgggg 🤍🍚🤍

[AA 🧊☕ @astridamelia]

The most random shit just happened to me where a KINDERGARTEN in Nürnberg just called me on my new work phone (that I don't even know the number) asking about the registration for my SON 😭😭😭 (I'm very childfree by choice lol)

[AA 🧊☕ @astridamelia]

The brit ladies have a particular way of wrecking my soul while on the way home on the train in the evening. Be it Adele five years ago or Raye today. And Berlin just loves to play witness.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“He who is without ovaries, shall not make laws for those who do.”

-Fallopians 24:7

[AA 🧊☕ @astridamelia]

My sweet young colleague (who started the same time as me but much younger) was asking abt sumting and I saw that she opens pdf in EDGE 😭😭

[AA 🧊☕ @astridamelia]

Kunci rumah ktinggalan di kantor. Handy lowbatt. Di tas ada frozen food. fml 😵

[AA 🧊☕ @astridamelia]

Almost swiped right to a guy cos he said he's obsessed with b99 but then also very into murakami and I'm like...maybe not...

[AA 🧊☕ @astridamelia]

By most parameters known to mankind gw gak bs considered miskin tp tiap kali di supermarket liat harga oatly langsung terbersit keinginan nyolong dari kantor yawloh mahal bgt sih susu doang 😭

[Jazzcat00 @jazzcat00]

"You don't have to look down on people who use AI-"

Yes we do

[AA 🧊☕ @astridamelia]

I went home quite late today and istg my sbahn station smelled like AIBON 😭😭 who tf ngelem malem2 in my neighbourhood jirrrr 😭😭

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i just read someone say “historically, men never provided for women, they simply restricted women from providing for themselves” and i haven't stopped thinking about it since.

[J @shucklechels]

it's so hot today, I fucking hate israel

[AA 🧊☕ @astridamelia]

Distracting myself from the task of unpacking the moving boxes and building furniture by getting more supplies that has no place to store cos those furnitures aren't built yet 🫠

[Ginny @Ginnysaidso]

Common? We are waiting

[AA 🧊☕ @astridamelia]

Nyari yakisoba instan di go asia gak nemu2 akhirnya nanya mbaknya trus dy kyk gak ada deh kyknya kak mngkn di kulkas trus gw kekeuh ada kok yg di rak biasa daerah noodles jepang long story short beneran ktmu di rak biasa 😅 I've been here too long...

[AA 🧊☕ @astridamelia]

German's Rettungswege sirene kinda sounds like second two notes of @nonawav honk!'s chorus so everytime my brain just scream BIP BIP