Astrid

All round silly person with three amazing kids.
She/her.

[Astrid @AstridClark]

@ManorHouse_S18 Avoid unless you want to be fleeced and receive Fawlty Towers type customer service!

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@holcottagesuk It's complaint reference 1321935

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@holcottagesuk Is there any point? I've already gone through your complaints department

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I live in Essex, England. It's 2023 and I've just bought 2 emergency survival blankets to keep in the car

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Inuk child in her first parka.

[Astrid @AstridClark]

@am19am99 @doddleoddle @BBCRadio2 No, you haven't missed it 😁

[Astrid @AstridClark]

Anyone else waiting for @doddleoddle on @BBCRadio2

[Astrid @AstridClark]

Mood

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@cox_tom Just count yourself lucky they're not on twitter...

[Astrid @AstridClark]

If women catcalled men :
"Oi, you! Put your shirt on!"

[Astrid @AstridClark]

Poor sweet child - remembering when I used to think this was important #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Astrid @AstridClark]

Emotional
Fair
Good
#Eurovision2022

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Started snowing just as the ice cream van rocked up - England in April

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Has the Wellerman come yet, fancying a hot toddy

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Four best words in the English language
All alarms are off

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Checkout in petstore
'Would you like to donate 50p for a rescue animal's Christmas dinner?'
'Take my money 😭😭😭'

[Astrid @AstridClark]

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[Astrid @AstridClark]

Is Mercury ever not in retrograde? Asking for a friend

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@oohgaryc Wish you were here!

[Astrid @AstridClark]

Fuck me
It's real