bigtitbandit

I’m obsessed with hentai. That was legit my inspo

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Guy: "are you dom or sub?"
Me: "i really like subway and dominos pizza but it depends on my mood really."

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i like to live my life walking on thin ice 🧊 @ Alberta https://t.co/iWT8Fn9cPz

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ice ice baby ❄️ @ Lake Minnewanka, Alberta https://t.co/C2DjBAcIOh

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ice ice baby ❄️ @ Lake Minnewanka, Alberta https://t.co/dpmGsaCiEE

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if anyone asks what I want for Christmas, tell them I’m a size “baby” in “yoda” pls & thx

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🎶 baby all I want for Christmas iSsS... YOOOU!! Soulja boy I tell ‘em, Hey I got a new dance fo you all called the soulja boy 🎶

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The Mandalorian is like an old western in space

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*me watching the bourgeoisie burn as the proletariat revolt in the streets*

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I’m a good person, horrible drunk tho

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@_whiterrrr

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Should I start saying "y'all" ?

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i’m tweeting this from the bathroom stall in the strip joint downtown because i’m avoiding going out there and confronting my father about borrowing my crop top again

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#NewProfilePic thanks to the talented @DarriSmith ♥️

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🌻 i think your love would be too much https://t.co/neqPJumqqN

[Darri Smith @DarriSmith]

Why tf can clothing retailers carry XS and XXS but MF can’t carry XL and XXL ? #brandsthathatepluswomen

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8 whole years of my life has been wasted in this hell hole I call home #MyTwitterAnniversary

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biggest pet peeve is when people tell me if I feel so much dread around my life that I should “just move” or “just change it”, Like got cancer? Just don’t!

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did anyone else single handily act out their favourite children’s movies growing up or what?

[Hutlet @Hutlett]

Hey y’all!! By the end of this week, you can find the album on the shelves at @sunriserecordscan in bower mall! #sunriserecordscanada

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@MeghanBurton I’m high and I love watching Dragon’s Den

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does everyone cry themselves to sleep every night and morning or do I just need more alcohol and a better therapist?

[Jordan @JLeggeDesign]

My stepbrother has gone missing from the Edmonton area, he could be anywhere within 4 hours. He is driving a black Ford Escape with the plate ZMH 284. I really hope he turns up, please help us find him.