manic pixie dreamstrid

if you're reading this ily

Astrid, she/her

[manic pixie dreamstrid @astridplusplus]

oh, to be the self-aware navigation system of a state-of-the-art interstellar cruiser with a beautiful female avatar and a commanding voice

[Oliver Traldi @olivertraldi]

To settle a troublesome discourse, I have provided here the most faithful and poetic possible translation of the beginning of the Odyssey.

We male sex. We
complex. We

fake horse. We
off course. We

sail long. We
hear song. We

pig crew. We
home soon.

[ғᴜᴊᴏʜᴀɴ ʟᴇɪʙᴇʀᴛ 💞🍨💒 @femme_seme]

“are you ready for some real feminist theory?”
*monique wittig gulps*
*simone de beauvoir nods nervously*
*andrea dworkin sighs*
“yes, twitter user stevebroughto11" they all say in unison

[manic pixie dreamstrid @astridplusplus]

@quinnfiddy @MRIXRT Tekken 8 had a whole debacle just last month

[anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydog_gaming]

girl i met on dating app: so if you’re a sub-leaning switch, why are you the domme in most of your relationships?

me: so do you know the article Who’s the Beatdown

[manic pixie dreamstrid @astridplusplus]

@wintyEnoshima The way the camera swivels around when he does it

[manic pixie dreamstrid @astridplusplus]

I'm done with the hellsite

[Rebane @rebane2001]

fun twitter experiment to try at home: reply to this tweet with "cisgender"

[manic pixie dreamstrid @astridplusplus]

@joykeepin @ndkirschmann It's not such a bad thing to be like, we don't bite

[manic pixie dreamstrid @astridplusplus]

@TohoEggbirb @smoothdirt @Febby_csm nah you just got crossed up

[Amira 🩷 @flannelmoding]

my final prediction!!

[manic pixie dreamstrid @astridplusplus]

@Hihahaba @LordKnightBB Feels like I can't afford to do anything but throw out f.S in neutral anymore

[MollyPeonies @mollypeonies]

Last night I couldn’t sleep (what’s new), so naturally I spent 3 hours going down the Twitter rabbit hole of white women in the suburbs who love Harris but are married to a male Trump supporter.

It’s this whole other world of women of all ages sharing their plans and fears. 🧵

[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

That's Québécois French, which uses the Arabic script.

[manic pixie dreamstrid @astridplusplus]

@noodledoodle07 @lucariouwu68 beautiful...

[Noodledoodle🩸7 | SAW MCR !!!! @noodledoodle07]

#guiltygear

[Home Depotemkin @HomeDepotemkin]

Who is Kara and why was she finally canceled

[manic pixie dreamstrid @astridplusplus]

@rain0wO @AbyssNG @UwabamiJohnny good news we can beat scapegoat

[manic pixie dreamstrid @astridplusplus]

@AbyssNG @rain0wO @UwabamiJohnny if I'm being honest she's still doing fine, and the j.D and abd changes are actually great for her neutral :)

[mixyous @mixyousfgc]

this is the face of a war criminal