Nda

otak boleh kacrut. kelakuan boleh seenak kentut. tapi hati gak boleh kalut, karena bisa bikin kerjaan jadi semrawut! :)

[Nda @astrindaa]

Catatan seorang Pemalas yang Memasak: goreng kentang buat bikin sambel goreng kentang, sekalian buat bikin perkedel. Perkedelnya simpen di freezer. Wk..

[Nda @astrindaa]

Saringan kopi ada 2, saringan teh yang kecil, saringan halus yang sedeng, saringan yang gede, saringan sayur 2 macem, saringan minyak ada 3, saringan gorengan, saringan cendol, bowl saringan, sekarang beli lagi saringan yang bisa buat ngukus dan gagangnya bisa dilipet.

[Nda @astrindaa]

Jumlah normal saringan yang ada di rumah tuh berapa bijik sih idealnya? Gue merasa gue punya banyak banget saringan like whyyyy am I so obsessed 😂

[Nda @astrindaa]

I guess man math is like buying your woman 300K worth of new gel polishes instead of just sending her to an appointment. But maybe it's just him knowing I would probably be happier getting my nails done myself since I already have most of the equipment.

[Nda @astrindaa]

Perdana pake Astro buat grocery shopping. Sangat tidak mengecewakan dan aku hepi. Gercep dan satset, akupun bisa mager dengan tenang. 😌

[Nda @astrindaa]

Not even mad, just disappointed.

[Nda @astrindaa]

Honestly a haircut shouldn't be this stressing, like it's just hair(?) and it eventually grows back.

[Nda @astrindaa]

Still haven't found replacement hairstylist after mine passed away some time ago, and girl needs her hair done badly, badly, but the quest of searching for a new stylist is killing me. Like the anxiety is through the roof.

[Nda @astrindaa]

My hair is already waist-length, I'm afraid if I wear it down a hole would appear on my back and I would buy 200 pieces of chicken skewer.

[Nda @astrindaa]

My newfound craving for ayam geprek yang pedes jahanam rawit merah 20 bijik tersalurkan dengan beli ayam crispy di family mart, terus ngulek sendiri cabe sama bawang putih pake garem sama gula dikit abis itu geprek ayamnya ke sambel, diuwek-uwek, disuap pake nasi panas. Ampun.

[Nda @astrindaa]

Komen netijen 🤌

[SmwGwOto @SmwGwOto]

Mobil gk ada larinya balapan😪
Ganggu org mau lewat aja

[Nda @astrindaa]

Kadang capenya berasa banget, sampe gabisa pura-pura ngga berasa.

[Nda @astrindaa]

Hasrat ingin berkebun suka kadang menggebu-gebu gini, apalagi kalo udah lama kagak maen Harvest Moon ama Hay Day.

[Nda @astrindaa]

Hal yang paling gue takutin waktu kecil: melempar barang. Bisa dipukulin ama bapak w. Apalagi ke TV yaalohhhh bisa dimatiin pake remote kali gueee 🥲🥲

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Kids will give us heart attacks one day 🙆‍♂️

[Catholic 𐕣 @myshawti]

Juni tolong kerjasamanya 😔

[Nda @astrindaa]

Hampir keselek gegara baca komen orang ngatain orang lain "mukanya kayak kodok zuma".
Maap banget aku ngakak 😭😂

[Nda @astrindaa]

Berita sedih berturut-turut, aku yang ngga mengalami pun ikut sedih dengernya. I hope people are going to be okay in these hard times. I hope people can heal from the pain they are suffering.

[Nda @astrindaa]

Udah dua hari berturut-turut makan ayam balado, dan siang ini sudah tergoda untuk beli ayam balado lagi. Parah gak kuat akutuuu