Selene Demon

Hay

[Selene Demon @astrocat]

Hello bitcoin bots & bros if you would like my twitter handle you can have it for 1 million Doge coin. Or just stop tagging me ty

[Selene Demon @astrocat]

Kit Wilson, baby

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Instagram needs to stop moving the inbox button I’m too old for this

[bridget @pacinocrave]

entering 2026 as a virgin with maybe 3 friends, and my only plan is to watch more movies

[Selene Demon @astrocat]

There are already hot cross buns in my supermarket, outrageous

[maybe: clare @clur19]

wearing all my Christmas gifts at once

[Selene Demon @astrocat]

3 yr old nephew threw a tantrum leaving my house because I wouldn’t let him take the gecko that lives at my front door

[Wrestle Features @WrestleFeatures]

Mick Foley has parted ways with WWE.

[Selene Demon @astrocat]

What age are you allowed to start wearing a brooch?

[Siobhan Morris @siomoCTV]

We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

This is Ahmed el Ahmed, a fruit shop owner from Sutherland who heroically disarmed a terrorist

Put up a statue of him on Bondi Beach now.

[Selene Demon @astrocat]

Hate my local bakery so much I go to the one two suburbs away

[Selene Demon @astrocat]

Loved the Kyle Fletcher vs Speedball match but I wanted them both to win 😔

[Selene Demon @astrocat]

A smile is something special 🤡
A ribbon is something rare 🎀

[Selene Demon @astrocat]

It’s called smizing

[Yolkster🪶 @TribalBird]

How is bro SMILING while FROWNING?!?!

[Selene Demon @astrocat]

I don’t care about the bloody beach balls

[Selene Demon @astrocat]

Is Tyra okay? Is her Australia era just a manic episode?

[Selene Demon @astrocat]

Life is one big party when you’re still young, but who’s gonna have your back when it’s all done?

[Selene Demon @astrocat]

I don’t like when influencers open an entire adventure calendar in one video. You’re not allowed to open them all it’s illegal

[Selene Demon @astrocat]

My nephew wants me to take him to FNAF2 on Saturday (he hasn’t actually asked me yet but of course we’re going)