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minding my own business

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boss just watched me rummage thru my purse for putty and was like “don’t have any on you?” and i was like the only one i have i have to pry open 👎 and she was like “oh yeah the hard to open one”

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i’ll still do another shot before laying down tho

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when the alcohol starts tasting like you need to die and not like haha everything is fun yk you gotta go to bed

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me when i rly wanted to buy teabags but my overnight coworkers have their giant pallet in front of all the teabags. fuck me i guess

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this is so sick and twisted

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having a gf is great until you don’t know how she makes the tea you like and you want tea REALLLLLLYYYY badly. and there’s no flavored tea bags in the damn house

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like don’t play i know it’s like tea and milk and honey and cinnamon sometimes ???

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lowkey craving fried okra

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meows

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they can never make me like breakfast pizza

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the first girl i trained after becoming front end sponsor just became my team lead….

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i ALSO love when life has been kinda shitty and i need to buy something to make myself feel better and then life gives me a bunch of things to buy and i drop like $70 on silly things like yippie yay!

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i love when i get a slightly different personality overnight. like okay cool a software update!

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haven’t seen a pokemon etb in person is like fucking years but i found one today….

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@bl00dy_writzts this is embarrassing pls

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walmart needs to pay me extra for my awesome ability to walk people thru setting up and using walmart pay

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like i have a 6 day in a row coming up can you all stop being fucking miserable and making me miserable i hate you all and i hate my life and i hate my job and you can call me negative nancy idc

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camping these fucking walmart points for my next call off swear to fuck. i’m sooo tired of having a job id quit rn if i didn’t have shit to pay for

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my next one should fall off tm…. maybe the day after… i can’t wait to not be at work

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@bl00dy_writzts yeah no that’s absolutely fuckin weird. i’m so sorry