milf-in-training

chocolate brown eyes. ass of an angel.

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

😅🇯🇵 A Japanese fan who lives in Aguascalientes was HYPED after their game against Netherlands in the World Cup and even said “Viva Mexico y que chingue a su madre el America”. 🏆

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Getting into the best sleep position but then you need to pee

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

When he hits you with a divorce rather than kill you and the entire family.

[🇲🇽🇲🇽VIVAMEXICO🇲🇽🇲🇽 @Elhijomayor92]

Fuck you mean Mexico is hosting the WC but can’t ask questions in Spanish. What kind of bullshit is that

[Fan Diablo @FanDiablo2]

Poco se habla que Telemundo transmite todos los partidos del mundial gratis, en las pausas de hidratación no manda a comerciales y dejan en vivo el partido, los partidos se ven en FULL HD.

¡TE QUIERO MUCHO TELEMUNDO! ♥️

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[🧟‍♀️ @crewslover]

a world cup co-hosted by mexico, a spanish speaking country, and reporters are banned from asking questions in spanish like do you know how ridiculous racist and weird you have to be to push for only english at a global event

[Yami @bbcitayms]

If the NY Knicks won after 53 years with .4 chance, MEXICO CAN WIN THE WORLD CUP!!!
Anything is possible!!!

[Roberto Haz @tudimebeto]

Este niño se hizo viral por utilizar un suéter de Navidad porque no tenía playera de México, así que Santiago Giménez le mandó saludos y un jersey🥹❤️🇲🇽

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Kyle Kulinski: “Elon Musk is a parasite, he’s a welfare queen, he’s stolen $38B from US taxpayers to do fraud and make a bunch of dumbass rockets explode instantly. This guy’s a ketamine addict, he’s a fucking Nazi, he’s a genuine low IQ dipshit and total con man. And now he’s worth $1T”

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Again to be clear they stopped counting deaths at 800,000 in December 2025. It is well over a million now

[Father² @federalia]

.@TheAcademy

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

I'm never getting over the fact that romance as a genre, as the HIGHEST selling genre, exists largely because straight women fantasize about being loved and treated kindly by men and men constantly make fun of this because they think it's just that unrealistic that they could cherish women and that women are stupid in the first place for wanting such an impossible thing.

[leyla 🍒 @mrswamsbsgans]

que hombre verdaderamente que bárbaro

[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪💫 | MJ fan @iamveronica777]

Although it's victory day and Michael was vindicated, can we really call it justice? he lived for a mere 4yrs & 12 days. He had to sit in that courtroom for 5 months and watch the prosecution tear his life apart and twist his pure act of innocence into the most vicious crime imaginable. They broke his spirit and killed him 💔

[rita @michaelogia]

the fact that after victory day michael never stepped foot again in neverland will never not make me feel atrociously sad, what was once his safe heaven and his place of comfort and solace became an empty shell for him and i will never forgive those evil individuals for making him/it feel so.

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

“finally a day off”

me on the day off: