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@SamsungCanada do you really think I'm going to purchase cloud storage because you don't provide expandable storage on your new devices? I'm taking my new S23 Ultra back tomorrow. What good is all that camera power if I have no storage? Huge let down.

[A @astromatrix]

I went for bottomless mimosas and they were surprised when I took my pants off 🤣

[A @astromatrix]

@POTUS Flat tax for everyone Joe. 10%. The government can shrink instead of relying on cronyism.

[A @astromatrix]

Chain restaurants are for one dimensional people who don't care about quality, atmosphere or community. They are cleverly disguised cafeterias.

[A @astromatrix]

@JustinTrudeau @ZelenskyyUa No more proxy wars. You can't even openly condemn China, how dare you fund this war.

[A @astromatrix]

@robreiner Rob, is this all satire or alzeimers? You're scaring me.

[A @astromatrix]

@JustinTrudeau Climate change and reconciliation are irrelevant. Focus on the economy and not wearing embarrassing costumes.

[A @astromatrix]

@JustinTrudeau @LulaOficial A guy who won a rigged election congratulating the winner of another rigged election. It's like I'm watching a really sad sitcom.

[A @astromatrix]

@rianjohnson @netflix @KnivesOut Trying too hard without trying at all. Awful plot, terrible character development, you owe me 2 hours of my life.

[A @astromatrix]

@elonmusk A Steady hand on the wheel is all we ask. You've done beautifully.

[A @astromatrix]

@libsoftiktok This confuses me. You don't spew hate at all. You curate lunacy, it's really simple. The comments are a function of exposure, they're just not ready to hear how the rest of the world sees them

[A @astromatrix]

@prageru Flat.

[A @astromatrix]

@JustinTrudeau When will we be able to vote on politicians who must publicly undergo medically assisted dying? That's the only way I'd ever vote for you.

[A @astromatrix]

@JohnWDean "Wahhhhh I can't handle being even slightly challenged intellectually after living in an echo chamber for so long WAHHHHHHHHH" That's you. That's what you sound like.

[A @astromatrix]

@libsoftiktok I still don't understand how curating nonsense is "inciting" anything but laughter or contempt.

[A @astromatrix]

@POTUS This is sad. This is an abject failure of your administration, people are having to cut back on visiting family, traveling across the country, which damages every sector of the economy. Fuel prices drive growth. Face it.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Your life is what it’s like because of the influences you have.

You can’t NOT be influenced, but you can control what influences you.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

[A @astromatrix]

@catturd2 Aliens.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The more Twitter improves its signal to noise ratio, the less relevant conventional news becomes

[A @astromatrix]

@libsoftiktok All I heard was MOOOOOOOO 🐮 🐄