astronomicash

I like big butts and I cannot lie

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

THIS.

[astronomicash @astronomicashh]

Im like if hot topic & Claire’s had a baby

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Cards against humanity’s website explaining why they’re suing Elon is pretty fucking good

[Cornbread Mafioso 🖕🏾 @Soulful1865]

REPO MAN: Brooklyn New York, an Italian dude, not letting you get his truck. Keep up the payments.

[Hope Mwinzi @hopemwinzi]

A history of femicide of elite female athletes in Kenya.
• Agnes Tirop-stabbed/clobbered to death 2021
•Edna Muthoni-Throat slit by machete 2021
• Damaris Muthee Mutua- Strangled 2022
• Rebecca Cheptegei- Torched Sep 2024.
All by their male partners. None have been jailed.

[Ms. Ahumuza ✨ @PeshAhumuza]

“Get pepper spray”

- A husband hired 72 men to rape his wife
- A 15y/o boy beat up his classmate and raped her. Now shes in a coma & needs multiple surgeries
- An ex- boyfriend burnt a woman to death

But yeah, let's learn how to fight and buy pepper spray. That will fix it…

[Ụlọma 💜 @ulxma]

- He was arrested after a security guard caught him filming up the skirts of women at a supermarket
- Police found a file labelled “abuses” on a USB drive with 20,000 images and films of his wife being raped almost 100 times
- He obtained 450 sleeping pills in 1 year alone…

3/5

[astronomicash @astronomicashh]

Im so happy i got blessed with a cat that cuddles me every night, she my baby fr💕

[nessa @fcburkhart]

THE OBX LORE: RUDISON EDITION

what happened between them? a thread.

[astronomicash @astronomicashh]

I love telling ppl “I’ll be praying for you” instead of giving them my time of day it’s giving very cutesy, very mindful, very demure ✨

[astronomicash @astronomicashh]

I can see through ur tint with these polarized sunglasses 😗

[astronomicash @astronomicashh]

Not me running over the cones at discount tire, im just a girl 😓

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Taco Bell isn’t even good” Yeah I know. Sometimes the raccoon inside of me craves garbage. Leave me & my Crunchwrap alone

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

i hate when mfs come in the crib and don't speak to the dogs. say hi to milo bitch 😭

[astronomicash @astronomicashh]

I do just look at my dogs sometimes and think damn you would be dead without me 👁️👄👁️

[Isa @isaperezxx]

- Serena Williams was accused of being a man when outperforming a white female
-Caster Semennya was accused of being a man when outperforming a white female
-Imane Khalifa was accused of being a man when outperforming a white female
Take what you want from this.

[astronomicash @astronomicashh]

Shes backkkkkk

[astronomicash @astronomicashh]

I went thrift shopping twice this week and i got lil baby muscles now, where my ppl who go hard at the thrift 😂💪🏽