Dubon Dongs

just some astros fan with a lot of jerseys. and pain.

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@SleeperAstros DFA Yainer

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@UnderdogMLB Damn that sucks. Anyways

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@astros Yeah im installing an ignition bomb in my truck tomorrow morning fucking die.

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@brianmctaggart Brian. We’re down 4-0 not now.

[Adolis Muse @AdolisMuse]

I think the Rangers/Astros hate is still as strong as ever, but holy fuck Mariners fans might be the most annoying specimens to walk this earth

[Adolis Muse @AdolisMuse]

Forgot Mariners fans have the same reading comprehension as a rock

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

THE GUARDIANS BROADCASTER JUST COOKED JAZZ’S ASS LMFAOOOOOO

[Apollo Dez @ApolloDez1]

GO GET THAT YORDAN BOOMBAH OFF CRAWFORD

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@UnderdogMLB Damn that’s crazy. Anyways.

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Everyone knows 3 pumps is excessive celebration, come on

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@brianmctaggart Fraud

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@astros Fuck you

[Milo Hamilton’s Microphone @MicrophoneMilo]

I’m fully aware of how thin our roster is right now.

But when Joe Espada says “we need to show urgency and sweep these guys tomorrow�� and then chooses to sit Paredes (one of the few Major League bats available), it’s just hard to take him seriously.

#Astros

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@astros Do you want me to shoot myself right now?

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@astros Hey fuck you stupid ass

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@BNightengale Awh.. can they afford another starter?

[Yesavage2Rogers @Prominent_Jaay]

Get ready to learn Japanese buddy

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@astros Fuck you you stupid fucking fuck

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@astros Damn nobody gives a fuck