ASTRO

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 🌸아스트로🌸 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ | hoarder of memes | perpetually screaming | extremely soft for MJ | in school semi-MIA

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

infected lettuce entering my body to cause explosive diarrhea

[expiredkirspies @beyoncesspamacc]

European roommate of 3+ years just moved out and took all the developed vegan ube ice cream recipes in the middle of a heat wave after not sending me an Uber for our date

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

this video being the only thing keeping me sane right now

[bonita lo thee oracle @TheDivineBruxa]

what i mean when i say i’m divinely protected

[GINA NÄUMAN • جینا نعمان @entertheunseen]

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[Sola @Yamasdaughter]

Martians 🤝 enjoying tart, spicy, or acidic foods

[mia @httpsosweet]

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

[Zaynah Bear 🇹🇹 @zaynahbear]

Mood all summer:

[woo woo woman @witti_indi]

Obsessed with red onions. Salt. Vinegar. Bitter. Pickles. Kimchi. Olives. I have the opposite of a sweet tooth.

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

i love you pain au chocolat....

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Effective immediately

[moon babe 🌙🌴 geminis and scorpios' lawyer @supermoongirl9]

martian people

[Soulja Brasi @iamsouljabrasi]

If you're a Scorpio, Happy New Year 🎉🎊
Everybody else, have the year YOU deserve 🙂‍↕️🫡

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

Oh you want me to work....in December? When there's sugar plum fairies dancing and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Get real.

[ASTRO @astrosnoona]

@supermoongirl9 Not this being my birthday 😅like how do I even prepare? Should I be bracing for impact lol

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

today is HER day😭

[★ Flyb*tchidkhow2land ★ @pplaybunny]

No one really knows what I’m up to and I really like the concept of that

[lil cray-z 2.0 @khusskhusss]

Some of us are really just raw dogging life, no crush, no situationship, no relationship, no drugs, nothing.

[Rude Astrology: The Knowledge No One Else Has. @Rude_Astrology]

Mercury retrograde ends today