astro 🫧

[Kat thee Uppity African @katneptune_]

looking back zayn’s solo debut was so insane and had everyone gagged, you really just had to witness it in real time 😭

[brie. (hyperbolically) @briebxrries]

kinda obsessed with adam sandler using his production company to make girlhood comedies for his daughters to star in. like can’t even be mad over this kind of nepotism because you can tell that both his and their hearts genuinely be in these movies

[melly @sooyaver]

women are so inspiring across every species

[Victoria @cozyvictoria]

Someone sneezed so I said bless you & then I sneezed literally a minute later & she didn’t say it back. Be careful out there guys there’s a lot of evil spirited people walking among us in society

[fiogra @cansadisim0]

porque aquí tenemos trabajo

[੯‧̀͡⬮ @coIormetrue]

fake hashtagger i would have said #addicting

[Clint Eastwood’s Husband™ @MOONTWlSTLE]

Once you move this type of furniture you start to realize why people never moved and stayed in their hometowns until the day they died

[Akari 🫧 @lovesickmani]

Why every time someone breaks up from s7 yall act like this isn’t normal for love island couples? Seasons 1-4 have 0 couples remaining. 5 and 6 were a phenomenal to have so many couples left and engaged

[𝓚ᩚ𝓎𝓇𝒶 𐂯 @barkgrl]

yk the saddest thing about this case is all he had to do was let her tell. nobody would have cared, not even police.

[Aaron West @oeste]

nah man we did that shit for free, for the love of the game

[bug girl @buggirl]

hating children and babies doesn’t make you edgy or cool it just kinda makes you a weird as fuck asshole. dehumanizing the most vulnerable population on earth and thinking they should be excluded from society is not the quirky take you think it is

[jen @jnnibee]

a little girl was raped, impregnated multiple times, murdered and dismembered and you fucking losers are debating whether you can still listen to his music or not.

[The Broletariat @Scholf_A_Loaf]

Giving the cops the password that factory resets your phone instead of the one that unlocks it is cyberpunk as hell

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I hate that passport stamps are slowly becoming a thing of the past. They were one of the coolest little souvenirs you could collect without even trying. Now half the time you just scan your face, walk through a gate, and that’s it. Kind of depressing if you ask me. That shit genuinely pisses me off.

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

We gotta start walking in places and loudly saying “$20 for a SANDWICH????” and then immediately walking back out

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Earning $100k a year in the $5 footlong era must have felt so good

[ROBYNA 👽 @socoolrobyna]

It's actually so unreal that he can just get away with literally anything

[syd @SYDNEYFROMNOVA]

I be tryna be big baller older sister but all my 13 year old brother wants is 2K, Bottega, and Lululemon

[francesca ✶࿐ @hllandayalali]

THE SILVER SPIDER DETAIL ON THE DRESS ?! SHE’S INSANE

[DarkWokeBalthazar @rebonsible]

But if you blame all white people for slavery they get really mad