the timeline and trenches are awash with rumors that Cristiano Ronaldo will be launching a memecoin tonight
some say it will be on Solana
others say it will be on BNB chain
well, it doesn't matter
i'll save you some time and money:
it's going to be another USELESS coin
just like Kanye West's $YZY coin that launched earlier this week
stop buying celebrity coins because they're all USELESS
you might as well buy $USELESS coin instead 🤷♂️
Reflexive assets are volatile, but they offer the most upside in bull markets—like holding a leveraged spot position on BTC.
$SHIB went 10,000x while $BTC only went 10x.
$USELESS will hit $10+ by Q4.
If you don’t believe we’ve topped this cycle, and I don’t, imo it’s the usual bull market playbook BTC > ETH > Large caps/Small caps
Then the play is clear: you want to be spot-lev long the whole market by betting on reflexive assets like $USELESS.
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