stephanie toth

she/her. bfa, mpub. small teeth. pro-seagulls.

[stephanie toth @astrpt]

AND for the architects:
- a 450 1 bdrm+flex makes both the bedroom and the flex useless
- no one wants a flex space off the kitchen
- no one wants a hallway kitchen

[stephanie toth @astrpt]

we’re apartment hunting atm and i have some gripes for the landlords:
- explain to me how you’d rather have your unit sit empty than deign to allow a single pet
- what kind of damage/impact do you expect a cat to affect in a unit with no carpet?

[stephanie toth @astrpt]

- please stop calling closets flex spaces
- please stop calling flex spaces bedrooms

[stephanie toth @astrpt]

Ok so we didn’t get 1 of 2 apartments that we applied for. Not too late to start crossing your fingers for a pal thx

[stephanie toth @astrpt]

I once again ask for everyone’s crossed fingers thank you in advance

[stephanie toth @astrpt]

I once again ask for everyone’s crossed fingers thank you in advance

[stephanie toth @astrpt]

guys we saw a beautiful apartment plz cross ur fingers you’ve never failed me.

[stephanie toth @astrpt]

nothing makes me feel as powerful as =sum(

[stephanie toth @astrpt]

putting a liberal sign in your window when you live in the vancouver centre riding is wild to me. h*dy fry has firmly held this riding since i was literally 6 months old. idk if overkill is the word but it’s definitely overkill-adjacent.

[stephanie toth @astrpt]

br*nd n*w is touring again? what?

[stephanie toth @astrpt]

@seanorr Stir that pot. Grill that Sim. Lower these rents.

[stephanie toth @astrpt]

one of the worst parts of my job, as someone with a writing background, is when i have to review article drafts by legitimate journalists, editors, etc. … like, did you guys read this? has anyone?

[stephanie toth @astrpt]

been sick for a week after a weeklong endo flare up, now kobi’s kidney disease seems to have taken a turn for the worse and we’re approaching the 1-year anniversary of losing archie. feeling like a lot over here.

[stephanie toth @astrpt]

sometimes you get to work and realize that you smell a little like soup despite all of your clothes being very clean and you think yes, this week is off to a great start.

[stephanie toth @astrpt]

my mom moved up island so i’m here for the holidays and one fun thing about this area is that it often smells faintly of burning shit

[stephanie toth @astrpt]

if you fuckers elect that potato again I s2g

[stephanie toth @astrpt]

can you be an attorney at something other than law??

[stephanie toth @astrpt]

watching my old employer burn through people in my old role in ~6 months like

[Alex Bilzerian @alexbilz]

The paradox of poetry and information theory

[stephanie toth @astrpt]

@IfBooksPod I want If Books Could Kill to come full circle and become a publishing house

[stephanie toth @astrpt]

eits is the realest for ending their show with a hard stop and no encore. music over, thanks guys, house lights.

[stephanie toth @astrpt]

the guys i work with are way too chill