Amanda Stryker

Lover of live music, haikus, and corn dogs

[Layla Rhiannon @LaylaRhiannon3]

that dream that starts 10 minutes before you have to get up

[patty bibi @pattybibi88]

Hes got a couple good points tbh

[Sealette 🍂 @PeatyDarkseal]

HEUUHGHHH

[chuuch @ch000ch]

(tony soprano to chipotle employee) extshra sholsha

[garshmo @garshmo]

A new york 10 is a whoville 7

[tasman @lildorothy_]

if shes your girl how comes she yawning after i just yawned

[garshmo @garshmo]

Need someone to sit on my egg while I go to the store

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Bars should have a creek out back with plentiful trout and water clean enough to drink

[max @lynchinist]

i only threw this nathan 4 u

[tori @fakeplasticbone]

*getting tickled* okay bro stop lest the monster comes forth

[verdant hell @verdant_gel]

Calling in stinky to work today

[garshmo @garshmo]

Looking at the cover of a goosebumps book is scary but worth it

[Roony @Roonysters]

Life is beautiful for an hour sometimes

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

it’s rake your hogs friday for all who celebrate

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Little Drummer Boy: Wassup… Ba rum bum bum bum me and my drum
Girl: Do u have a signature on ur texts or something
LDB: No… Ba rum bum bum bum me and my drum

[sensible seal @juice_enthusias]

spaghetti night to me is just a normal night. just a glimpse into how spaghetti my mind is

[brianna @bunnyon1ine]

me and spongebob would laugh so much together

[🎃SpookyDales🎃 @SunnyDaless]

How it feels to want a sweet

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

i just gave birth to a single ant

[chloe star @snowiecone]

i hear rack city is beautiful this time of year