𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝

RP/Parody. MDNI. 18+

[𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝 @astutearchivist]

𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐞.

[𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝 @astutearchivist]

Oh man I really am about to die, au revoir, adieu!

[𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝 @astutearchivist]

You give me the fucking creeps, you know that, Dexter?

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑳 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑳 @missingmattcr]

"It's gonna what?"

Stepping closer, a hand cupping his cheek

"Let's calm down, okay?"

[𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝 @astutearchivist]

(Smoked whatever DJ left on the table)

You're connected to this, I don't know how, but I'm gonna find out... and some of what I find is gonna stick to your ass.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑳 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑳 @missingmattcr]

No you're not. You're not allowed to

[𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝 @astutearchivist]

I'm gonna die........

[𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝 @astutearchivist]

My dad the same way lowkey

[✦ john pork marston @oldpalamnesia]

Had a fight with my dad and now he thinks he's dutch van der linde lmfaoo

[𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝 @astutearchivist]

#true 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Queen Liza🩷🤍💙 @KrystalWolfyAlt]

Airfryer

[𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝 @astutearchivist]

I don't know.... we just have that vibe, Y'know?

Anyone ever call you a loser?

[ᴴᵘᵍʰⁱᵉ @besmirchedjoel]

Oh, yeah? How do you mean ?

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑳 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑳 @missingmattcr]

@astutearchivist

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑳 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑳 @missingmattcr]

@astutearchivist

[𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝 @astutearchivist]

.... honestly..? Okay, I will. You're... oddly pathetic, no offense, you just.. remind me a lot of.. me?

[ᴴᵘᵍʰⁱᵉ @besmirchedjoel]

STOP IT

[𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝 @astutearchivist]

Okay.. but surely you knew her..?

[ᴴᵘᵍʰⁱᵉ @besmirchedjoel]

NO! NO I DON’T!

[𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝 @astutearchivist]

Did you know him

[ᴴᵘᵍʰⁱᵉ @besmirchedjoel]

Don’t.

[𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝 @astutearchivist]

If you're over thirty it's simply over for you omg

[𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝 @astutearchivist]

That shit say 34????

[ᴴᵘᵍʰⁱᵉ @besmirchedjoel]

^-^ !

[𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝 @astutearchivist]

@novicehands "Oh, shh..."

His tone is quiet, even with her eyes closed it was probably extremely obvious how large his smile was on his face.

"You absolutely deserve it. You deserve the entire world."

He continues, tone still hushed.

"I'll find a way to give it to you, I promise."

[𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝 @astutearchivist]

@novicehands can I do that with your medical equipment it's a funny bit I promise

[Sports Scran @SportScran]

Sausage and chips at Grenoble

💶 €6.50 (£5.59) ⚽️

[𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝 @astutearchivist]

Heya!

Not.... in particularly... I'm just trying to meet everyone I can.

How are you...!!??

[ᴛʜᴇᴏ ꜰᴀʙᴇʀ ( NEW PINNED ) @uglierways]

Hello Conrad, did you need something?

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

The Giant Enemy Spider - Jerma985 (2014)

[𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝 @astutearchivist]

Ohhhh, yeah, yeah. The doctor-patient congratulations or whatever yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, hi, I'm Conrad!

[ᴛʜᴇᴏ ꜰᴀʙᴇʀ ( NEW PINNED ) @uglierways]

I’m a therapist. I’m not going to speak about my clients though

[𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝 @astutearchivist]

Good morning!! Are you the doctor-guy my girlfriend (DJ!!!) was telling me about??

[ᴛʜᴇᴏ ꜰᴀʙᴇʀ ( NEW PINNED ) @uglierways]

Good morning