JAYY

[J JOSHUA @JJoshhua]

No, No, No Tinubu must go!!!!!!😂😭

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

my uncle just went “if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” in response to these guys we hired showing up late 😭

[Zafar Mirzo @zafarmirzo]

The human being is the keeper of Love and Reason in the Universe. Humanity’s highest dream lies not only in eternally preserving its own kind, but also in striving to maintain the Universe’s suitability for other intelligent beings — for the sake of elevating the cosmic tree of life.

[Oreoluwa Bukola, CFA. @BukkyOA]

Can’t lie to you. If you don’t make a move, you will see literal clowns race past you. Clowns.

Nothing concern life with ‘I am a smart, educated, experienced person’.

You don’t act, you remain there.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

HOW TO RAISE SIBLINGS WHO ACTUALLY LIKE EACH OTHER.

By age, from a mother who grew up in a rivalry and refused to host one:

1. Ages 3 to 6:

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Just a lil friendly bite.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Newish parents: Teaching your toddler to say “behold” instead of “look” unlocks a whole new level of hilariousness.

[Hugo Lennon @aus_pill]

So the Montreal shooting took place near Pornhub’s headquarters (who were mentioned in the gunman’s manifesto) and during the shootout a female cop ends up killing some prominent Rabbi?

[Goddess🥀 @Swit_zee]

When the relationship starts getting serious and he wants to know where I live but I actually live with my man.

[Marcayla @notmarcayla]

When u start making ur rent in 2 days life don’t seem dat bad

[Trigger @TriggerFCB]

“Ancelotti ¿qué prefieres enseñarle física cuántica a un mono o poner a Endrick de titular?”

Ancelotti:

[Oluchi Echiemunor @Oluchii___]

I don change am for Claude this night 😡

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisSss]

STAY CLEAR of the people who don’t value the small sacrifices you make… like spending money you barely have, showing up when you’re tired, giving advice, being a listening ear, carrying their problems, or being the one who checks in first.

[CricketGully @thecricketgully]

1950 😔

[dolapo @gammalin20]

i no even think say una understand the concept of family

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

Weird stupid ass fuck nigga

[BoldClips @BoldClips]

Adrien Broner teaches DeenTheGreat how to pull-counter like a 4-division world champion 🥊💯