alexandria

no star burns forever

[Sterling Crispin 🕊️ @sterlingcrispin]

I'm a single issue voter, I want the warm lights back.

Streetlights are too blue. Headlights are too bright. It's a crime against nature and God.

We need to demand 2800K or below color balance for all outdoor lights. Some cities regulate 3000k max, that's still too damn blue.

[daphne @defneorsomethin]

here you go honey you need it more than me

[alexandria @asummerchill]

F me eyes by Ethel Cain 🤝 you are in love by Taylor Swift

[no lady godiva @gothmess]

get me to God’s country

[Audrey @hope__island]

I love to feel tired from the sun it’s probably as close to experiencing life as a crocodile a girl can get

[casual extortion @thats_canceled]

can’t even conjure up an image of JD vance in my brain anymore all i can see is this

[alexandria @asummerchill]

never related more

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

We see you, @NoahKahan!

#GoBills | #BillsMafia

[h @ipodmacbook]

replacing “i don’t know” with “unfortunately the answer would drive you to madness” in all work emails going forward

[alexandria @asummerchill]

861g of straight fiber baby

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

PLEASE

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tying my hair back whenever shit gets serious at work….violet baudelaire lives inside me

[e taylor @erinisaway]

I actually love buying books and waiting years to read them, a gift bought from a past self

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

[scrappy lil rascal just trying his hardest @speedyspeedboi_]

Panera was right to make lemonade that kills you if you consume in excess. Americans must learn the virtues of moderation

[Tim Popp, Six, Squish, Uh uh... @popphits]

Damn it, Cardinal Bellini, you know I love my big beef and cheddar!

[Enterprise Computer @EnterpriseCPU]

what

[natasha @imniceandsmart]

are you seeing this shit my liege

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

peter griffin saying “it insists upon itself” is one of the most succinct and universally applicable critiques you can leverage when discussing art + media and i’m being so serious