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Create Your Own Sunshine 🥂🐚☀️🍑

[🍒 @asunta_sybl]

Line ni mrefu, lakini inasonga! 😂😂

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

mary: i haven’t slept with anyone! but I’m pregnant

joseph:

[Grace @gracecamille_]

eavesdropping on two women bc I’ve been making a lot of progress in my French lessons and it took 2 subway stops to realize they were speaking Italian

[Chepkemboi @B_haestro]

This weather with an unemployed unambitious man>>>>

[Mya ♡ @myaxlana]

ngl im fake strict 😂 i dont care what a nigga do cause ima do me too

[𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖗 @AlfredMwandagha]

The Chinese dude is probably wondering what in the 1981 is this?!

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

A slice of cake won’t fix all my problems but let’s not underestimate its contribution

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

adele was 25 writing about “let me photograph you in this light in case it is the last time”

[Billy Hype @hypedsoul1]

Unaapply kazi Nairobi County wanakuuliza if you have ever been involved in any criminal activity unasema No, kumbe wanataka goons mamaye 😂😂🤣

[Theo @Theo_mwangi]

Now who called it a kanzu instead of just a Mandera

[Abby🫧💕 @BigmummyAbby]

currently in need of money i did not work for.

[Kamala Oris ™ @kisinga_v]

I can confirm, without exaggeration, that indeed It did in fact, lick me bad, woi

[Tilil  @Tilil_17]

"Kuja unitembelee niko na homa kali sana ata nimeshindwa kukula."

[Thot gpt🥩 @Kivutss]

Type of shit you do before settling down with a good man who doesn't drink😂

[robbimbécil @robvsferatu]

– enero
– prefiero no hablar del tema
– noviembre

[Temi🧚🏼‍♀️ @Hoeslovet3m1]

I'm so tired of starting all over again. Now someone else has to see my titties 😭

[Aloft @Aloftgamingke]

Pesa ndio wanawake uita ‘Attention.’
Wewe endelea kupiga simu every hour kama foreman

[rory @xgimmexmorex]

just washed my hair now i have to style it

[Tone 777 @7oneLaflare]

Adulting is realizing Monday is a better "off day" than Friday lmao 😭😭

[Zayntheunusual @zayntheunusual]

Looking back, secondary school was full of people with incredible potential. Some were brilliant academically, some could make an entire classroom laugh, others were naturally witty, outspoken, fearless or exceptionally creative. There was so much raw talent around us.