CallMeD✨

[millions of people🇯🇲 @REECEALJv2]

The school system conditioned us

[Princess — Crr ; AFFC 🐦‍⬛ @Unohanabbygirl]

They killed jace because they didn’t wanna see a black man sit the iron throne

[Alamin👻 @m0hd_alamin]

Just found out it dont matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[໊ @sonohoor]

at the end of the day it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally

[E. @itselisaaaaa]

I need to start doing 48hr trips on my off days. I’m single with no kids wasting my prime.

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

I became an adult with big girl money at the worst possible time in fcking history. Got DAMN!!!

[Traffic Controlla @IamShainaJaye]

Gettin a ring with my initials on it so i when i punch him in his shit he branded >

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

This is manipulative btw

[frank bullitt @the_blueprint]

open bars at work events are a test not a treat

[👑Miss Andry⛔♂️ @ReignQueendom]

You are triggered by people who celebrate being child free because you regret having children.

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

i need to speak with whoever put halloween, daylight savings, and the election all in the same week i feel like im losing my mind and time isn’t real

[Nic ⭐️ @nchls_b]

Post yap regret hits so hard though, like why did I say that

[CallMeD✨ @asvp_dd]

I’m such a yapper when I’m drunk

[✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @missyungdoll]

U have to rewatch the last airbender every once in a while to keep ur heart pure

[Lord when I get to heaven pls let me bring my man @Daniswitz]

Women in philosophy >>>>>>

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

The vibrator just hits way better on the couch than yo bed, idk

[seikaセイカ @skrbema]

being in your 20s is just flip-flopping between "life is good" and "i'm so doomed i need to kill myself" every 3 hours i think