meg

local conspiracy theorist

[meg @asvpmeg]

So, right after I started at the bar a couple came in, gave me two dozen eggs and $30, and then offered me to have a threesome with them. Today they came back and tipped me a $100.........

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@LexiHernnandez but it was already dead 🫠

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@jakenormans these were the good old days

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@jakenormans Mrs Dise !!!!!!!!!

[caelise @celesthaze]

U r so cute how bad are ur abandonment issues

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@LexiHernnandez sup

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@jakenormans what up my homie

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@jakenormans always

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everybody can get FUCKED

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it feels like grippy sock vacation time

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Is there anything better than being posted back, and having two men doing your yardwork?

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@LexiHernnandez good looks homie

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nothing tops white castle after a concert

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it’s @prof day!!!!!!

can’t wait to see my baby

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nothing matters !!!!

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one of the worst things is trying to restore the roster

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i don’t think i’ll ever feel like myself again

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starting a petition to get @jakenormans to come out of retirement and make more music

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@jakenormans

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

Jacob

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cleaning to the saltburn soundtrack is top-tier.

that is all.

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note to self- don’t smoke before jury duty