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[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

how it feels when i finally have time to rot in bed with my phone

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[𝑒𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @elyradream]

there are landscapes like this on earth and tomorrow morning i’ll be stuck in front of a shitty excel spreadsheet

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Cats will really wake up from a deep nap just to escort you to the bathroom, eyes barely open, all groggy and confused, but still worried about your safety.

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

“Awesome, I will send you a Microsoft Teams link right now”

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Yeah TikTok is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook and Teams

[Aanya @xoaanya]

Time between offer letter and joining date.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Pets are such lifesavers. Sometimes all you need is a little soul that follows you around just to remind you you’re not alone

[autist @litteralyme0]

I've tasted being employed and I've tasted being unemployed

I recommend not being born

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

They could live down the street and you’ll still never see them

[Kush @kush_147]

Imagine hating me while I analyze the sociocultural context you grew up in to understand why you're such a horrible person

[s ☬ @asvpsim]

why is everything on my twitter in different fucking languages now? wtf

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

me when someone tells me to do something but im already doing it

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

crazy that there’s a million stereotypes about minorities smelling bad then u go to a white persons house and it smells like dog surgery

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

How it feels to dissociate in the middle of a conversation

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how i feel when someone’s showing me a video that’s not even funny and lasts more than 2 minutes

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Think about it. When your pet walks in from another room just to find you, that means they were somewhere else for a moment… and decided to come see you.

In their own simple way, their little brain thought about you. They wondered where you were, what you were doing, and they came looking for you.

They didn’t need anything. They just wanted to be near you.

That’s love in its purest form. Quiet, loyal, and completely unconditional.

[s ☬ @asvpsim]

@rgtorono @etihad Same!!! Our flight from Phuket to Abu Dhabi is on the 7 March, but our connecting flight to London is somehow on the 6th. @etihad @etihad please help, urgently!

[🎭 @Main_Khamakha]

And if I say Deepika mopped the floor with Ranveer here despite all his nudity then what