Anna Swando

{she/her} arbitrary, also nothing matters 🏄‍♀️🌺🦥

[Anna Swando @aswando]

I keep snoozing my alarm, but I just had a half awake dream where Harrison Ford said to me, “I’m not really KNOWN… *smirk* for my pancakes.”

[ilya bizanov @R0ZAN0VS]

smiling and waving at everyone, gonna tell my kids this was princess diana

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Having a "Mayor from Jaws Summer" where I recklessly endanger the lives of everyone around me but pull off some really incredible outfits

[Jen 💞 @whtvrjen]

the knicks won a championship and it stopped raining on the weekends in nyc

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

looney tune ass summer

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

If the knicks win we’re carrying the t-rex skeleton from the museum of natural history to the front of MSG

[bald sebastian stan @filemyrph]

I didn’t even realize a politician could use a Pride event to announce real change and progress. We’re so conditioned to accept the bare minimum.

[chefkids @girlflopping]

Hans Zimmer composing the score for the first half of The Bear Season 5. what the hell sure.

[Archdiocese of New York @NY_Arch]

All set on this end.

#Knicks #NYC #GoKnicks #YesWeHaveFavorites

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

NYC this weekend

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

KNICKS FANS: “oh boy, I can’t wait to enjoy the first NBA Finals Game at MSG in almost thirty years!”

THE CITY’S PRIMORDIAL SIN, RETURNING IN FESTERING DECADENCE LIKE A DORMANT PLAGUE AWAKENING TO ONCE AGAIN BATHE THE STREETS IN PESTILENCE:

[mktoon @mktoon]

This really should not work as well as it does.

[sam snow⋆❆₊⊹ @sxmswrld]

people think the smoke is just steam vapor but it’s actually mamdani pumping out the aerosolized ketamine that makes everyone gay

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

Megalopolis (2024)

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

air bud in the criterion closet

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

We should allow one Slap each year

[nick @Framesofnick]

Imagining Stellan Skarsgård holding a kpop light stick

[Kendra Grace @msKendraGrace]

How lucky we are to live in a time where Nolan and Coogler share custody of 70mm IMAX cameras and Ludwig Göransson

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

An honor to be reunited with my mentor, Jim Downey.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success