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professional disappointment 📸: shotsbysweets

[sweets 🕷🕸 @asyasweets]

fvck seaworld

[sweets 🕷🕸 @asyasweets]

might fuck around and find some friends, idk yet tho

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

They are not.

[ChristieNo16 @NoChristie16]

#Election2024 #ElectionDay #VoteBlueChooseJoy #TrumpsDoge #PATRIOT #parenting #Mom #UndecidedVoters

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[sweets 🕷🕸 @asyasweets]

“you sure i can park here?”
“yeah ! you might get a ticket tho”

[sweets 🕷🕸 @asyasweets]

i can’t wait for the memes

[sweets 🕷🕸 @asyasweets]

why does bf have 3 skateboards in my car

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me checkin my blocklist to see if anyone is eligible for parole

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when i check my bank account and realise it wasn’t fraud, it was all me

[didyoujustsaywig @2002scoobydoo]

me pressing “notify anyway” when my friend is using do not disturb

[jay @kendallhosseini]

ross: i’m getting divorced again
rachel and chandler subplot:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I have two problems in life:

difficulty sleeping difficulty waking up

[trin @lovelltrin]

real cinema back?!?!?!?!

[sweets 🕷🕸 @asyasweets]

me: i’m thinking abt applying at the rehab facility i was at
sergio: oh so you get a discount the next time you go in !!??