angela sylvestre

[angela sylvestre @asylves]

http://t.co/bs6nQc1KaZ The weirder Rihanna's tattoos get the less I blame Chris Brown.

[angela sylvestre @asylves]

http://t.co/nOOKn3MwFK Stupid people aren't flammable enough.

[angela sylvestre @asylves]

http://t.co/hPN0QrcB3X The crowd at this bar is so young someone just got slimed.

[angela sylvestre @asylves]

http://t.co/CYxYGcYlGT My therapist picked a cool time to go on vacay I'm making decisions out here like a wild animal

[angela sylvestre @asylves]

Must be tough for an honest Nigerian businessman to make a living. http://t.co/qkKhlrTzDI

[angela sylvestre @asylves]

http://t.co/vt9CZFUYhZ I'm the Jason Bourne of avoiding people I know at Starbucks.

[angela sylvestre @asylves]

Startin' a band with some guys I used to work with called LinkedIn Park. http://t.co/BQLNJFUHZx

[angela sylvestre @asylves]

http://t.co/8a3GJqHzD6 I'm more of an amateur bater. I agree, I need more practice.

[angela sylvestre @asylves]

http://t.co/fx8TAepP2f Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

[angela sylvestre @asylves]

http://t.co/KosxgsP30C The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".

[angela sylvestre @asylves]

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/QAYnB65ZKr

[angela sylvestre @asylves]

http://t.co/1AIrFO3apO Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models.

[angela sylvestre @asylves]

http://t.co/HcjsOTCAc5 Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.

[angela sylvestre @asylves]

http://t.co/1guki2zK I would NOT want to have to pay Carly Rae Jepsen's phone bill.

[angela sylvestre @asylves]

Bees! Beavers! Let's settle this once and for all: WHO'S BUSIER? http://t.co/vhRs7UXv

[angela sylvestre @asylves]

http://t.co/Po0ShxS4 Just found out my wife is a dolphin in a wig.