Asymptotic Optimality

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[Aishwarya Mudgil @AishwaryakiRai]

A relative had stomach pains last night. Doctors in Ahmedabad diagnosed her with appendicitis & recommended an emergency surgery. Her mother flew down from Bangalore. Meanwhile she went to Vadodara to be with local guardians & get operated there. Doctors in Vadodara diagnosed her with acid reflux, ruled out appendicitis. Without this second opinion, she would have been operated on today.

Accountability of medical professionals in India is astoundingly low.

[Asymptotic Optimality @AsymOptimality]

@abhymurarka I have never seen Ridham Desai of Morgan Stanley bearish/cautious.

[Anand Sanwal @asanwal]

HR people everywhere are losing their shit

“I don't believe in 1-on-1s and almost no great CEO in history has ever done 1-on-1s."

Brian Chesky out here throwing 💣s

[Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval]

Let’s remember, anchors are chosen for language fluency & frequently for their appearance BUT not because they have any training in classical logic, philosophy or methodology of the classical western or Indian schools of thought.

[Amit Schandillia @Schandillia]

Accept that it’s a tragedy.
Accept that you’re at the helm.
Accept that you need to do more.

With humility.
Without whataboutery.

YOU are the government of the day. YOU are responsible for everything. If the CST of Mumbai collapses today, you CANNOT get away with “Oh, but the British built it.” That’s NOT how accountability works.

And dear fanboys, shame on you for whatabouting this one. “Accidents happen in other countries too” is NOT an argument, least of all from a citizen.

Would you tell that cabbie’s family that it’s okay because people died in Czech Republic too? Would you accept that consolation for a loved one of your own?

Having preference for a party over others is one thing. Blindly outraging over any criticism of it, is psychosis. How the fuck do you live?

A grand temple floods upon first showers and you go “what about Dubai?”

An airport roof falls, in the capital no less, and you go “what about Czech?”

Fuck you and your retarded gutter-class bhakti. You are no patriot, you’re just an unpaid party worker.

[Asymptotic Optimality @AsymOptimality]

@Saiarav As Vajpayee ji once said "Ek hindu kabhi nirashawadi nahi ho sakta"

[Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval]

Btw Vedant’s family have a history of criminality. They bribed army officers to get the Residency Club - 7 acres of prime land worth hundreds of crores that was grabbed. You think they’ll stop at anything to save their son? https://t.co/UpfdDhvcsl

[arati @Arati1411]

In the past 10yrs :
$ adjusted returns on NIFTY : 2.17x
returns on the S&P500 : 2.76x

All the jalwa of an EM,
with sub-DM returns....

[Muji Singh Rangi @mujifren]

Videos like this prove Politician may be the lesser of the two evils

Otherwise these arrogant studycells, full of themselves after passing an examination, would have been worse than Reginald Dyer

[Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval]

Who made this #HuaThoHua meme compilation??? Strongly condemn, and request people not to like, RX or QX this. If you do I will block and report you. Thanks 🙏🏾

[Asymptotic Optimality @AsymOptimality]

@Inc42 @PristynCare How many times are you going to tweet about this paid article from @harsimarbirsing burning @peakxvpartners money? You're featured below:

https://t.co/CxcXPla86t

[Pristyn Care Files (Parody) @pristyncarefile]

[Insider story # 2] Raising money from investors:

- is hard work
- but during euphoria of 2021 was easy

But burning investors' money in 2024 is madness.

That's what @harsimarbirsing from @PristynCare is doing spending crores of rupees on paid articles in media.

Time for 🧵

[Asymptotic Optimality @AsymOptimality]

This is explosive! And not just Prabhat, the entire world should believe that Harsh @harsimarbirsing is an idiot criminal. It's astonishing how he is allowed to continue running (ruining actually) @PristynCare to the ground.

[Pristyn Care Files (Parody) @pristyncarefile]

[Season 1, Episode 2] Prabhat Agarwal, SVP Finance is back talking about @harsimarbirsing, @DrVaibhavK, @GarimaSawhney5, and Amrit Agarwal (VP, International).

Hear Prabhat Agarwal, SVP Finance talk about how Singh is burning @PristynCare to the ground.

🔊 Sound ON

[Asymptotic Optimality @AsymOptimality]

The guy who caused Amita Panchal's death is roaming free without consequences. Arrest @harsimarbirsing of @PristynCare at the earliest and book him the stringest possible acts @MumbaiPolice @gurgaonpolice https://t.co/miheIqyaBi

[Abid Hassan 🇮🇳 @abidsensibull]

Saw a dude on a bike talking on his cell phone with tilted head. With his kid behind. Neither of them wearing helmets. On the wrong side of a one way.

There has to be criminal action against such parents for endangering the life of their kids

[Rishabh Mukherjee @rishabhm]

If the govt waives a farmer's loan today, this young man will need to make the govt whole by paying higher taxes. The real failure of the govt is that we are producing dolts like these from our educational system.

[Asymptotic Optimality @AsymOptimality]

@akm1410 @Harveen_A The tyrant CEO @harsimarbirsing continues to engage in fraudulent activities, driving @PristynCare to the ground. @peakxvpartners have written off the company. Read how employees such as @gagan_arora1 are also helping Harsh defraud vendors @aventuspartners
https://t.co/HhuROU67r8

[Pristyn Care Files (Parody) @pristyncarefile]

[Insider Story # 1] Prabhat Agarwal, SVP Finance warned @harsimarbirsing to not withhold payment of HR consultant who helped hire SVP Marketing @gagan_arora1

But did you know what actually happened behind the scenes that resulted in a court case for @PristynCare?

Time for 🧵

[Asymptotic Optimality @AsymOptimality]

@akm1410 @MorningContext @Harveen_A @samikshagoel20 The CEO @harsimarbirsing openly flouts all rules. Another instance below:

https://t.co/HhuROU67r8

[Pristyn Care Files (Parody) @pristyncarefile]

[Insider Story # 1] Prabhat Agarwal, SVP Finance warned @harsimarbirsing to not withhold payment of HR consultant who helped hire SVP Marketing @gagan_arora1

But did you know what actually happened behind the scenes that resulted in a court case for @PristynCare?

Time for 🧵

[Asymptotic Optimality @AsymOptimality]

@ManipalHealth The CEO @harsimarbirsing takes pleasure in cheating people. Here's another case where he cheated taking help of employee @gagan_arora1 to defraud one HR consultant

https://t.co/HhuROU67r8

[Pristyn Care Files (Parody) @pristyncarefile]

[Insider Story # 1] Prabhat Agarwal, SVP Finance warned @harsimarbirsing to not withhold payment of HR consultant who helped hire SVP Marketing @gagan_arora1

But did you know what actually happened behind the scenes that resulted in a court case for @PristynCare?

Time for 🧵