Async

CTO @memelordtech ✧ former security engineer @energy ✧ technomancer

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We built the most humorous AI in the world, and wanted to give people ways to use it outside the app and on their own workflows- think Claude dispatch but for memes

[Jason Levin @iamjasonlevin]

Welcome to Secret Agent Summer 💼🔫☀️

Ever wish you had a secret marketing agent making you memes 24/7???

Meet Agent Jester (0069).

For $420.69/mo, you can now send Agent Jester on unlimited marketing missions all summer long:

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@TheRealMcHoy Who’s building the new banana startup

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@is_OwenLewis Turbulent

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@TurnerNovak This has serious implications for @BananaCap_

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@iamjasonlevin @TurnerNovak In defense of the banana it’s oriented the wrong way here

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@allie__voss @riotpyres Banger

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Isn’t this video literally an ITAR violation or did they get rid of that

[Special Ops Magazine @specialopsmag]

The view from L3Harris F-Pano NVG's.

The F-Pano is an advanced combat optic that merges panoramic night vision with thermal overlays, developed for SOCOM.

Pricetag: $100k+

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@Tyler_Rongione Ahaha

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@hvent90 Haha average day for us at memelord

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I don’t know why you need this information, but these are the aerodynamics of a banana

[capybara @thecapytoken]

i don’t know why you need this information, but these are the aerodynamics of a capybara.

[Kaiju Industries @kaiju_ind]

i don’t know why you need this information, but these are the aerodynamics of my future @sendcutsend tshirt

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@0xPBIT We should add divots to it

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@partydog16 this is so cursed wtf

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@hvent90 Do it for here:

https://t.co/e66SajFFei

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I can hear the aero mech engineers yelling at their screens

[david @davidzhou]

having intrusive thoughts about how aerodynamic your hot dog is? (or any object you can imagine)

now with @memelordtech's newest tool, you'll never have to wonder again

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@davidzhou @memelordtech This is hilarious

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@iamjasonlevin @haydendevs Where do you think my salary goes

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@hvent90 Honestly big fan of bringing back BBS boards:

https://t.co/jRX87CJnzl

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You can play it rn in a browser (works on mobile too)
https://t.co/RzxgRCyAlk

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@jovvvian These are incredible wtf