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It’s not easy being the family comedian - they/them - 21 - FREE PALESTINE

[mar @kantozard]

googling which level a pokemon evolves in is part of the pokemon gaming experience. i be out there typing “dratini evolve when”

[reece @castlereaghs]

how it feels to draw for more than 5 minutes

[Dimp @DimpinDot]

sable able sketch

[faron 🎀 | comms open @kupoteaa]

my head hurts from laughing holy shit #vinesauce

[Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton]

The aim is to delegitimise ADHD as a disability.

If they can do this to ADHD, they can and will do the same thing to other disabilities.

This agenda is very transparent.

[thorny (ithinkiplaygames.bsky.social) @thinkiamsad]

unironically, this is why it's basically fundamentally impossible to balance a multiplayer shooter in a satisfying way. Sniper from TF2 is overpowered and unfair because Sniper from Real Life is overpowered too

[miles @milesdotgov]

Doctor: Stone cold pimp like you probably used to getting penile fractures from fucking all the damn time, am I right, playboy?

Me (wearing cowboy hat, otherwise nude, broke penis jacking off too hard): jers tryna do right by the womenfolk sir, jers tryna hit that shit right

[Camille ⚫ @CatRedFront]

I think it’s beautiful that this guy couldn’t find a book in his whole entire house

[sora. 罰 SMT IV @_mayaamano]

random SMT demon that'll ambush you and make you lose 15 minutes of progress

[moose @mallowyourheart]

How i was made: Mom and dad Porned together ☠️

[8BitRae 🏳️‍⚧️ (Sept 15th 🎂) @8BitRae]

Do furries just have their entire skill tree maxed out why is it always furries doing the coolest shit

[Shades @dontcrykanna]

(trying to have sex for the first time)
nowww if i were a penis... wheeerrreee would i be..?

[GTA 6 Countdown ⏳ @GTAVI_Countdown]

A Reddit user who “accidentally” guessed the date of the GTA 6 leak (August 18) a month in advance, was surprised when 2 men showed up at his house today on behalf of Rockstar to investigate whether he has any connection to Cyberleek.

[Donpachee @Don_pachee]

They're willing to front potentially 10s of millions for legal fees to hunt down this leaker, yet not put any into producing physical copies. Go fuck yourselves Rockstar. You're as low as EA, if not lower at this point. Scumfuck shit that deserves all this happening to them.

[Siles @N1_KOO_fan]

#adventuretime #fionnaandcake

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

smash bros announcer: CLARK BACKROOMS! *crunchy wiimote speaker* i am a fucking architect!!

[aj @superstorm784]

a small chuckle leaves me mouth. "me and who" i whisper, staring at my phone in a dimly lit room. no one responds besides the soft hum of the air conditioner.

[Bea @YoRHa2Pee]

Yesterday I passed two guys on the street saying “dude, im like rick and you’re morty”, life is beautiful and amazing