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Filler character in everyone's life

[Abhishek @abhishekcode42]

This is why I am on Twitter, to see posts like this

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

oh to be a 4 years old beekeeper distracted by a roly poly instead of a wage slave under late stage capitalism

[Sloimay @Sloimay]

carefully checking the roundness of my son to make sure he's ready to roly and poly

[Saif @diol2n]

رجل فيتنامي علم ان زوجة ابنه حامل بطفلها الاول، فقرر مساعدتهم بإعطائهم درس عملي في كيفية تحميم الرضيع بالشكل الصحيح

قام بإستخدام قطة العائلة lac lac وبدأ الشرح عليها، القطة فاجأت الجميع بهدوئها وتعاونها التام وكأنها تريد المساعده

[Cezar 💸 @Cezartsz]

Comprei um livro na shopee que prometia acabar com a insônia, ele chegou e todas as páginas são LITERALMENTE só um monte de desenhos de ovelhas pqp

[Kaleb @DDSKaleb2]

Just clocked in to work

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

No brain, no digestive system, no cardiovascular system, only float and vibe. Jellyfishes got it since the Ediacaran.

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Bear tries to scratch some more but misses the tree

[Stratocaster @StratocasterM68]

-No, Michi. No vas a poder. Ese salto es imposi

[Cedar You @our_decay]

The seasons from my bedroom window

[Ann Jaafar @annjfr]

I’ve goat to wish you happy Eid-Adha!

[priya (on vocal rest) @xAccioPeace]

i'm mad at how only people from 4-5 countries will get this joke. it's so perfect.

[•×• @asyr_f]

Duit bukan segala-segalanya, tapi segala-galanya perlukan duit...

[۟ @twitmarhaen]

Bila doktor gigi ajak borak.