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[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

"Women used to give birth without --" & they died.
"Back then, raw milk was --" killing people.
"My ancestors didn't get vacci--" Dead.
NEXT.

[Trill Jackson @Im_0n1]

Ahh fresh new negro babble hot off the press

[🤷🏾‍♀️ @at0micblk]

@lovelyvaper Taylor Swift pre-husband

[🌸🌺🌼🌹 @mcarv_s]

sometimes conflict in a corporate environment boils down to somebody being 53 and mad as hell that you’re not also 53

[warsaw ★‡‡‡‡‡† @rhizomancer]

Franz Kafka was a miserable delusional homosexual with bpd and he still wrote hella books and had motion so you really have no excuse

[KMW🖤 @_KyMichaela]

I'm in uber and I rolled the window down. The driver says be honest, did you do that because I stink? So I said it's a lil odor in here and she goes you real asf I got [insert stinky lady long word disease] and I been working on it.
Me:

[cigarjette @tboydisorder]

took an everything shower + 20mg vyvanse 15mg edible 12% alc + ordering chinese food. never kill yourself

[🤷🏾‍♀️ @at0micblk]

@teaxtarot Meanwhile Carrie will cry over Big at 10 a.m. and have a hot date at 2 p.m. like...

[angie @teaxtarot]

Carrie Bradshaw is embarrassing but ur posting a carefully curated story just for one guy to see it…. Right right…

[🤷🏾‍♀️ @at0micblk]

@AsToldByKenya She been camp af

[🤷🏾‍♀️ @at0micblk]

Yup. Only comfortable making the mortals look like clowns. Beyoncé gets a proper beat

[A24BLACK @mikeandawldat]

She knew to leave all that blush at home

[Neet @neet_sol]

Trying hard in school and getting all the right qualifications just to have your future decided by whether some lady in HR likes your personality and appearance during a 30 minute interview

[🤷🏾‍♀️ @at0micblk]

@faletinha18 @tisthecrime He's not ugly he just looks like a murderer

[brooke ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ @heartatks]

i know it’s like a good gesture and all but whenever i see people say they meal prepped for post partum mothers im like why can’t the dad get off his ass and cook dinner for a month

[😠🍭 Do The Roar @little__f0ot]

And I’m thankful because when that baby shower comes around with that registry, forget about me then too.

[✒️ @Literariium]

— Traci Brimhall

[Woman @satoraurgojo]

Life when taylors partner isn’t a bum

[James @james_enchanted]

This was bigger than Olivia herself

[karen novia d ale @killmyaffairs]

yo cuando salgo horrible en una foto y m dicen pero asi t ves siempre